My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke
in the world. 
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world. 
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. 
My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world 
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