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It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells. HILARY MANTEL It was like, here comes a joke. Here's the joke. I just told a joke!
FRED ARMISEN Portland hardly got to have an identity before that identity became a joke - I live in a joke. Seatt...
ISAAC BROCK
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? STEVEN WRIGHT
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? STEPHEN WRIGHT A poor joke must invent its own laughter.
PROVERB
Ah, Signor Halt,' he said uncertainly, 'you are making a joke, yes?''He is making a joke, no,'...
JOHN FLANAGAN
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. OLIVER HERFORD Your reality is someone's dream, Ur dreams are someone's joke, Ur joke are someone’s reality. Don'...
CYNTHIA A It's a joke. Let's face it. It's a joke. I don't want all that silly stuff.
JIM LEYLAND (The play) was kind of a joke on the middle class and a joke on foreigners.
LYNNE BURROUGHS Life is not a joke, but majority have made to look like a joke and amidst them some knowingly and ma...
ANUJ SOMANY
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. CLIFTON FADIMAN
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. OLIVER HERFORD I meant nothing by it but a joke.
MIKE TICE You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.
BENJAMIN WALKER You want to know the joke he thinks is stolen from him? It's a Taco Bell joke,
CARLOS MENCIA
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. WILL ROGERS
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke. ANONYMOUS
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of... GEORGE ORWELL I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.
DAVE ATTELL A symphony is no joke.
JOHANNES BRAHMS It's a joke. The city of Key West is its own worst enemy.
JOHN JONES
I don't know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me... a... LUCILLE BALL
See, justice is a joke in this country, and it stinks of its hypocricy. H. RAP BROWN
A joke is a very serious thing. ANONYMOUS
A joke is a very serious thing WINSTON CHURCHILL Life is a joke, heaven a reality.
FAGBAYIMU SAMSON ADEOLA That's a joke. Cut me a break.
FRED HARRAN
I'm serious; it was a joke. UNKNOWN I think it's just a joke.
JIM DAVIES
Gentle dullness ever loves a joke. ALEXANDER POPE Multiculturalism is a white people joke.
NTOZAKE SHANGE ridiculous, a joke taken too far.
MAHESH BHATT Some people think it's a joke,
LINDA HALL Quite frankly, it's almost a joke,
PETER WALSH Anyone can make people laugh with a good joke but a truly funny person will make you laugh telling a...
DANIEL GRAVES
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time whe... SHORT QUOTES A joke is basically and normally a light-hearted talk about the sensible things we ought to feel and...
ANUJ SOMANY
I don't want to end up being some joke on a bad TV series. DAVID CASSIDY
A joke's a very serious thing. CHARLES CHURCHILL I thought the university came through very well, ... I think the comedy is a joke on Tommy and not a...
HARVEY PERLMAN
There were times when I was a joke, but talent survives. DAVID CASSIDY
A rich man's joke is always funny. THOMAS EDWARD BROWN
And gentle Dulness ever loves a joke. ROBERT POLLOK
A college joke to cure the dumps. JONATHAN SWIFT A rich man's joke is always funny
THOMAS BROWNE SR.
Life is a joke that's just begun. WILLIAM S. GILBERT The whole place is a practical joke.
DAVE BALDWIN We'll talk about this game, joke about it, and joke about things that happened.
STEVE ADELSPERGER
I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should al... ADAM CAROLLA A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dis...
BOB SAGET
In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that's continually retold in an acc... TOM ROBBINS Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the wh...
W. S. MERWIN
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriousl... WOODY ALLEN
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. GEORGE ORWELL Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.
DANE COOK That's a good joke but we do it much better in England.
GENERAL JAMES EDWARD OGLETHORPE
Behind every racist joke is a scientific fact. MILO YIANNOPOULOS
The gods too are fond of a joke. ARISTOTLE
The gods too are fond of a joke. BERTOLT BRECHT The concept of community involvement is a joke.
LINDA ARCHER
The gods too are fond of a joke ARISTOTLE
The gods too are fond of a joke. EDWARD ALBEE I never told a joke in my life.
ANDY KAUFMAN Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.
ANONYMOUS. I always thought of Levittown as a joke.
BILL GRIFFITH
I joke, but only half joke, that if you show up in an American hospital missing a finger, no one wil... ABRAHAM VERGHESE He drove on Hecht, took out his knee, went after his head. It's a joke, an absolute joke. Watch the ...
LINDY RUFF
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke. BRENDAN BEHAN
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon. WINSTON CHURCHILL We laugh and we joke, but it's a huge fear in our minds.
JULIE JAMESON
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' ... JENNY ECLAIR We always joke around. We've got a good relationship.
ANTHONY MORELLI I've never shied away from a good fart joke,
EUGENE LEVY This world is a joke, and I'm in it
OLIWAH GOUDEE I'm not much of a joke writer.
BEN FALCONE It's a joke to propose dialogue in this manner.
JULIE COUDRY
Housekeeping ain't no joke. LOUISA MAY ALCOTT
Housekeeping ain't no joke LOUISA MAY ALCOTT Housekeeping ain't no joke.
LOUIS MAY ALCOTT
No horse jokes," he said."My lord, I apologize for the horse joke. If you put down the book---...
CYNTHIA HAND
And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke ... J.K. ROWLING
A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. MAX EASTMAN
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke. HERMANN HESSE
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. FREDRICH A weak comedian needs dirty words to crack a good joke.
LALIT BHOJWANI
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE It's just kind of like a joke. But we don't forget it very often.
ALLIE PULLAR As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline.
JACK KETCHUM Me and my friend voted for me as a joke.
BRIAN BARKER I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.
SANDRA CHAMI KASSIS
When I see an American flag flying, it's a joke. ROBERT ALTMAN Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke?
BROOKE ELLIOTT
Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that? KURT VONNEGUT JR. We're just good friends. We joke around here in the clubhouse, but if we see each other outside, we'...
JOSE REYES [The photograph was described by a police witness as] a joke of a kind someone outside police cultur...
BRUCE DAVIDSON
If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first. ANONYMOUS
Getting some redecorating ideas?’ Nico asked. ‘Maybe you could do your dining room in mediaeval ... RICK RIORDAN
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone. EARL WILSON
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