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They'll probably meet up 15 years from now and talk about tonight's game.


Josh Marko

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FRANK DAGOSTINO Brian, Josh and Elliot (Mattingly) had a good meet.
TOM WILLIAMS The upper part of the Clarion River was pretty polluted about 15 years ago. It has since been cleane...
JOE BRANCATO Sometime theyll give a war and nobody will come.
CARL SANDBURG I can't wait to get playing again. I want to carry on for another 15 years and I am as motivated now...
RONNIE O'SULLIVAN Why should people buy a house when other people can come in and take it 10, 15 years from now?
MAXINE JOHNSON I don't want to talk about it. From the time he got here until now, he's probably the most improved ...
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ALEX SAITTA Balance the federal budget now, not 15 years from now, not 20 years from now, but now. And throw out...
GARY JOHNSON Josh was not up to par. He had a double-whammy. He played about 60 percent of the game I suppose, an...
KENTON COMSTOCK The sales are definitely way up from last year. It's understandable; it's been 15 years since they'v...
JOE YOUNG We've continued to meet and talk, probably on a daily basis, with the commissioner and with members ...
BOB DUPUY Detroit is saying that the hydrogen vehicle is the vehicle of the future. But it's 15 years from...
ED MARKEY It's been a tremendous ride. My 15 years, my 15 minutes of fame, is up.
EMMITT SMITH I wish I was about 15 years younger.
BRYANT STITH There's talk about oil showing up in the water now so I imagine they're frantic now.
KAREN CLIFTON This is not going to have any effect on the price of gasoline - maybe a penny a gallon 15 years from...
ARTHUR MITCHELL When you talk about center fielders like Joe DiMaggio, Willie Mays and Mantle, he's up there with th...
JERRY NARRON We probably won't know what the plan is there until five or 10 years from now.
MARK PHELAN We've been on this trajectory for about 15 years. We're seeing increasingly bigger disasters and inc...
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JIMMY SMITS There were plenty of chances to take advantage with the ball being loose on so many plays. The oppor...
JOSH MARKO They got out on our shooters, pressed them and didn't give us easy looks all game. They really took ...
JOSH MARKO I think Prep took a lot of things away from us.
JOSH MARKO It's been a tremendous ride. My 15 years, my 15 minutes of fame, is up.
EMMITT SMITH About 150 years ago it was time to talk about UC Berkeley and go Bears. About 100 years ago it was t...
CHARLES OGLETREE About 150 years ago it was time to talk about UC Berkeley and go Bears. About 100 years ago it was t...
CHARLES OGLETREE I am convinced that 100 years from now, people will talk about Elliott Carter as one of the most imp...
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JOE MESI Middle-class parents are paying more and people from lower incomes have slightly higher debts than t...
USHER I'm looking at 12 to 15 years to recover from this hurricane and I'm being optimistic about that. Lo...
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BOB BENINCASA I've been a vegan for about 15 years.
EMILY DESCHANEL Josh played 32 minutes and led the way for the whole game.
LONNIE BROWN We've been doing this for 17 years, and when we talk about potential returns, we've never talked abo...
HOWARD MARKS I probably missed about seven or so birdie putts within 10 or 15 feet.
CHAD LEIVIAN Five years from now I'm probably going to look back on the things I'm doing and cringe.
FIONA APPLE The Georgia game definitely hurt six years of hard work, there's no doubt about that. But we went ye...
DOUG CONNER They will meet and greet and talk about concerns. And they will especially welcome disabled people.
LES FLEISCHER It's his first National Hockey League playoff game and you're not playing him 12-15 minutes, you're ...
DARRYL SUTTER You know, if I wrote the arrangements two years from now, they would probably be a lot slicker.
BRUCE JOHNSTON That's all we've talked about is defense, defense, defense, ... Now we're coming out and backing up ...
TROY MURPHY That's all we've talked about is defense, defense, defense. Now we're coming out and backing up our ...
TROY HUDSON We've been working up there 15 to 20 years and we're really seeing changes.
LEE COOPER The American government wants to talk about detained activists, but they probably won't talk about s...
JOSEPH LEUNG We have to start someplace. To sit here next year, seven months from now, five months from now and t...
JAMES SAVAGE I spent 15 challenging and fulfilling years in chemistry, and now am looking at nature through anoth...
JOANNA NEGRI I think we went flat from the beginning of the game until the last 15 minutes, when we actually star...
HOLLY HALLSTROM There were about 15 separate crashes up and down there.
JEFF NIGBUR From my years of work with so many game show production companies and their producers I'm probab...
RANDY WEST We'll talk about this game, joke about it, and joke about things that happened.
STEVE ADELSPERGER When we meet our Maker, ... we will proudly stand and talk about what we -- together -- did.
JAY NIXON I don't want to talk about state right now. We need to focus on Wednesday's game against Santa Fe In...
BOB CHAVEZ It will probably take about $15 million to build a facility. It'll require public-private partnershi...
BOB EVANS When you're playing 15 or 20 plays a game, then I would probably say you're not the piece they're lo...
GREG ELLIS When I was growing up there weren't any bands who'd been around for 25 years the Rolling Stones had ...
BRIAN RITCHIE Our defense kind of dictates the whole game for us. In the six years I've been here, we always talk ...
DAN ROLFES We plan to cut down liquidation time to two years from the current 12-15 years.
KOMAL ANAND It used to be about the golden years. We talk about it (now) as a place where you start your second ...
DREW SMITH I said, 'I'm supposed to meet you to talk about recruiting in Chicago,'
KATHY MILES We probably would have won the meet if they kept team scores. For years they gave out trophies, and ...
STEVE PORTER I think the cut off right now is about 15 years, ... The end of the 70s is really as far as it goes ...
ELIZABETH MASON This means we are putting this project on the fast track. We have talked about this happening for 15...
COUNCILMAN HAL MARTIN Eradication is probably not something we talk about in regard to mosquito-borne diseases right now. ...
DAWN WESSON Josh Gad was in my class. Katy Mixon. Griffin Matthews. Josh Groban - he ended up leaving to become ...
LESLIE ODOM, JR. I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she's too young to have logged on ...
MIKE GODWIN I love the game, it's the greatest game on earth, that's why I can't understand all of t...
ERIC DAVIS This was an excellent high school game. Josh Berry and Woody Orne had great games.
DON SHOWALTER The oldest animal in here is about 15 million years younger then Sue.
GEORGE PHILLIPS Having been there for 15 years I have learnt to take things positively and focus on improving my gam...
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MARKO ŠELIć It's been the talk of everybody outside our dressing room. This one game now means something because...
BRENT SUTTER Josh is the guy in the band who's just so friendly and super, wanting to walk up to you and say,...
TYLER JOSEPH That's the latest and I don't know if I can talk too much about it because it's still being viewed a...
LEYLA MILANI When you have the amount of coverage that the game is getting in comparison to 10 years ago, they ha...
JEFF FISHER Every day is a new day for the intelligence people. I would say that we are probably a couple of yea...
PORTER GOSS Now, Al, I think, leading up to the Western Michigan game – it might have been at the Tuesday press...
JEFF WHITE You talk about the promotion of the game up north in a rugby state . . . and if he misses games beca...
CRAIG KELLY I've been tailgating here for about 15 years, and I like tailgating here better than at Auburn,
VAN HORN In October, we were at about 15 states, now we're up to 38 states. So, clearly, we've made a lot of ...
MARK LASSITER I had not picked up a tennis racket in 15 years, so I tried.
MATTHEW ASHFORD We've been on this up cycle (for housing) for the last 15, 16 years.
JACK INSELMANN She was probably the most charitable person you could ever meet.
NIGEL WRIGHT We felt we should have done a lot better in last year's county meet. We felt like we were probably t...
CHRIS HARDIN Every Friday night before the game, we talk about having a complete game.
JUSTIN FORSETT I don't think anybody in this locker room expected to be one game under .500 at this point. I don't ...
ANTHONY JOHNSON I've worked in this area for about 15 years. It's beautiful, but it's remote.
THOMAS PAYNE I've been doing it for about 15 years, walking that fine line from Broadway to rock 'n' roll. I look...
CONSTANTINE MAROULIS We are working very hard at collecting any kind of evidence and looking at places that we probably n...
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BOB SHRADER He told me he was hopeful of getting Negro players into the game. He was very sure about it. He was ...
HOWDY GROSKLOSS Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at ...
MARY CATHERWOOD Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at f...
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JOSH BILLINGS The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.
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JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it ge...
JOSH BILLINGS Our necessities are few but our wants are endless.
JOSH BILLINGS As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
JOSH BILLINGS Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
JOSH BILLINGS There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
JOSH GROBAN Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ...
JOSH HARTNETT You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.
JOSH LIEB If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,...
JOSH GREENBERG Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.
JOSH LIEB It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.
JOSH LIEB Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.
JOSH LIEB Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl...
JOSH LIEB The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
JOSH BILLINGS It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all...
JOSH LIEB The language that we use now impacts on the ability to vote, it impacts on the marketplace; instead ...
JOSH HOMME One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit n...
JOSH BILLINGS I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've fo...
JOSH DUHAMEL