There's a special place in heaven for people like that.

You can ask a hundred lawyers, and they will agree that Steve Schaefer is a character. He thinks and acts differently, he has a dry sense of humor, and doesn't care what people say about him.

He's the attorney for the damned right now. Which means he handles all the awful, horrible cases that other attorneys would shy from.

What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!

If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go

There is no humor in heaven.