There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats

There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too

There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats.

Women are necessary evils

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.