Women are necessary evils

If men swear that they want to harm you when you are asleep, you can go to sleep. If women say so, stay awake

There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.

Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as their allies

At that age I looked at women with brutal and emotionless judgement. Assessing the slope of their breasts, imagining how they would look in very crude positions.