The whole strength of England lies in the fact that the enormous majority of the English people are snobs

We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners

The English are not very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity

England and America are two countries divided by a common language.

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only comfortable

Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English