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England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Two nations divided by a common language.
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GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing. -George Bernard Shaw.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW 'My Fair Lady' is based on 'Pygmalion,' by George Bernard Shaw, which many teachers have on their re...
JOHN MCDONALD Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. -Ge...
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BARBARA W. TUCHMAN The critic I liked best to sit next to was an ill-dressed young man with a large red beard. His name...
HAROLD BAUER When George Bernard Shaw visited New Zealand a reporter asked him his impression of the place and, a...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The weak may not be admired and hero-worshipped; but they are by no means disliked or shunned; and t...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw.
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GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Two peoples separated by a common language' - About the Americans and English
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW We are united by our common fears and divided by our individual freedom!
RAMANA PEMMARAJU I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one." WINSTON S. CHURCHILL I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one." GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I sang barber shop harmony and sort of got into performing. And it just came naturally. Then, when I...
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LUKE HARDING Churchill was one of the few men I have met who even in the flesh give me the impression of genius. ...
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GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The very first day we were there, ... I started getting notes in my box to call this Bernard Shaw.
WALTER CRONKITE As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends lik...
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WARREN CHRISTOPHER In all times, and all countries especially in those countries which are divided within by religious ...
ALEXANDRE DUMAS I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. •George Bernard Shaw It is better ...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.
OSCAR WILDE We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
OSCAR WILDE Black America has always felt itself divided into two classes: the mucky-mucks and the folk.
DARRYL PINCKNEY When I visited JOSEPH LEWIS These two countries are cheek-by-jowl,
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HENRY LAWSON Frequent exchanges of visits between top leaders of the two countries are conducive to expanding com...
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ANONYMOUS The biggest difference between England and America is that England has history, while America has ge...
NEIL GAIMAN You know there are no secrets in America. It's quite different in England, where people think of a s...
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NGUYEN CAO KY Widows are divided into two classes -- the bereaved and relieved.
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ERNEST ISTOOK Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
MICKEY RIVERS Two things are bad for the heart-running up stairs and running down people. -Bernard M. Baruch.
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ROMESH GUNESEKERA Me and George and Billy are two of a kind. (on his relationship with George Steinbrenner and Billy M...
MICKEY RIVERS By sabotaging logic, the common frame of reference, and the common language, we have removed a "safe...
MIKE KLEPPER Our common language is English. And our common task is to ensure that our non-English-speaking child...
WILLIAM BENNETT We-Lyn Shaw, Norgie Hester and myself-went to see the inauguration the year George Bush was sworn in...
SHIRLEY LEINWAND This is the true joy of life, the being used up for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW William Congreve is the only sophisticated playwright England has produced; and like Shaw, Sheridan,...
KENNETH TYNAN We depend on the critics to give us a glimpse of what happened. Bernard Shaw championed Ibsen, who g...
DIANA RIGG We are living in a world divided by fear.
JOSHUA THOMPSON It appears to be an experience certainly of countries, developed countries like the U.S. and England...
ELIZABETH ROSS Women divided by ego and united by gossip ,
Men divided by women and united by beer
YASH GUPTA Two months later at a party, Bernard pulled me into a closet and proposed. I said yes.
SHELLEY DUVALL You may be able to read Bernard Shaw's plays, you may be able to quote Shakespeare or Voltaire o...
JIDDU KRISHNAMURTI He is there to promote common interests between the two countries and to try to reduce the 'China th...
JOSEPH CHENG My agent set up a meeting with George Lucas. They were casting in England.
DAVID PROWSE Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
JOAN RIVERS Bernard Shaw said that when you copy yourself, you know you've got style. And I feel that if you...
BRUCE ROBINSON With what has started in Chile ... history in Latin America will be different and we will be two wom...
LOURDES FLORES Shaw's plays are the price we pay for Shaw's prefaces.
JAMES AGATE I was told, continued Egremont, that an impassable gulf divided the Rich from the Poor; I was told t...
BENJAMIN DISRAELI Black holes are where God divided by zero.
BILL WATTERSON Black holes are where God divided by zero.
STEVEN WRIGHT Black holes are where God divided by zero.
ALBERT EINSTEIN We divided ourselves among caste, creed, culture and countries but what is undivided remains most va...
SANTOSH KALWAR In England and America a beard usually means that its owner would rather be considered venerable tha...
REBECCA WEST You wouldn't get that in England or America!
IAN HUNTER It not only promotes the common development of the two countries, but also sets a good example of fr...
CAO GANGCHUAN A mathematical formula for happiness:Reality divided by Expectations.There were two ways to be happy...
JODI PICOULT If America is to be strong in the future, Americans must see America as home, not divided by race or...
PHIL MITCHELL We no longer live in a world that is neatly divided between rich and well-educated countries, and po...
ANDREAS SCHLEICHER That's one of the ways language evolved, by some very obscure form becoming common usage. And I ...
RICKY JAY People are eternally divided into two classes, the believer, builder, and praiser, and the unbelieve...
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VICTOR HUGO Two prominent terms, 'Latino' and 'Hispanic,' refer to people living in the United S...
ILAN STAVANS Our society is illuminated by the spiritual insights of the Hebrew prophets. America and Israel have...
LYNDON B. JOHNSON Do you know that there are still clubs in England and America where Jews aren't allowed? This is a c...
LEMMY KILMISTER Christianity is part of the Common Law of England.
MATTHEW HALE Indeed, in many respects she was quite English and was an excellent example of the fact that we have...
OSCAR WILDE Books are divided into two classes, the books of the hour and the books of all time.
JOHN RUSKIN The common faults of American language are an ambition of effect, a want of simplicity, and a turgid...
JAMES FENIMORE COOPER Don't think I am not homesick for America. I say 'homesick' advisedly because I am a man...
LESLIE HOWARD I think foreign countries really do like it when American artists sing in their language. And when y...
NATALIE COLE Failures are divided into two classes-those who thought and never did, and those who did and never t...
JOHN CHARLES SALAK Failures are divided into two classes -- those who thought and never did, and those who did and neve...
JOHN CHARLES SALAK Failures are divided into two classes--those who thought and never did, and those who did and never ...
JOHN CHARLES SALAK The more familiar two people become, the more the language they speak together departs from that of ...
ALAIN DE BOTTON The Founding Fathers would be sorry to see that America had become so divided and factionalized.
MICHAEL BESCHLOSS England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
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GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A miracle is an event which creates faith. That is the purpose and nature of miracles. Frauds deceiv...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they wa...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way: by getting out of it as soon as I...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The seven deadly sins... food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing c...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The greatest evils and the worst of crimes is poverty; our first duty, a duty to which every other c...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The camera can represent flesh so superbly that, if I dared, I would never photograph a figure witho...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The philosopher is Nature's pilot. And there you have our difference: to be n hell is to drift: to b...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to do.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were ...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespe...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Independence? That's middle-class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us o...
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