An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only comfortable

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog

The word morality, if we met it in the Bible, would surprise us as much as the word telephone or motor car.

To correct an Englishman's pronunciation is to imply that he is not quite a gentleman.

Confusing monogamy with morality has done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other error.

All religions begin with a revolt against morality, and perish when morality conquers them