The secret to humor is surprise.

I was like a chocolate in a box, looking well behaved and perfect in place, all the while harboring a secret center.

The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.

It's not a surprise that the government wants this to be secret, but it's extraordinary for a court to go along.

Bursar?"
"Yes, Archchancellor?"
"You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?"
"Me? No, Archchancellor."
"Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head.