The key to understanding women is realizing that they are a person just like us. Women are not "robots" programmed to act a certain way.

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not.

He had heard that women often love plain ordinary men, but he did not believe it, because he judged by himself and he could only love beautiful mysterious exceptional women.

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.