Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not.

The key to understanding women is realizing that they are a person just like us. Women are not "robots" programmed to act a certain way.

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious