Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

The key to understanding women is realizing that they are a person just like us. Women are not "robots" programmed to act a certain way.

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.