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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.


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MATT DENTLER His nose caught my tail. That's the beauty of it.
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COLLIN COWGILL Well I was an asthmatic child. So that for most of my childhood I was in bed. Bedridden.
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to be like other people.
For example, if I were a smoker, DEBORAH GARRISON It would be a challenge even for the Delaware Theater Company to do a show like this.
DENVER GARRISON I don't know if he could or not. He could try.
DENVER GARRISON Gas prices are too high. Something should be done about it.
DENVER GARRISON Selfish people try to keep or get things but they loose people
HANNAH GARRISON A guest from company A could possibly hack into a conference held by company B, their competitor, st...
DAVID GARRISON That smacks of bribery. He just opens himself up to misusing his money. This is the quintessential r...
GARRISON NELSON The superstars have landed. This is a clear sign that the Democrats know how important this Senate r...
GARRISON NELSON It's just more of a grass-roots approach. It's fans taking matters into their own hands and making g...
GARRISON STARR The cats are terrible. Out of every 10, nine are scratching and biting and hissing.
JANE GARRISON I've been bitten, scratched, had [my] head cracked open.
JANE GARRISON The suffering is overwhelming. Sometimes they have food left, but all their water is gone. Every sec...
JANE GARRISON We feel very betrayed in regards to … them taking our money and giving the administrators a raise.
JANNA GARRISON They're taking our money and giving it to the principals.
JANNA GARRISON It's taking our money that we're sacrificing ... and they're giving the administrators up to an 11 p...
JANNA GARRISON We should be able to work together, but the only way you can work together is with integrity and tru...
JANNA GARRISON Our goal was to be in the top ten and nobody gave us a prayer. (Eighth place) isn't to bad for a tea...
JACK GARRISON (Reese) came out here and beat all the good kids. What a tournament both of them had.
JACK GARRISON He's a tough kid. You have to want to beat the hell out of the kid; that's the attitude you need.
JACK GARRISON We needed a few more pins, they pinned us more than we pinned them and that hurt us. But I'm proud o...
JACK GARRISON I tell you what, we set a team goal to win the region and I think the team did everything they could...
JACK GARRISON This is not about money. This is about the judicial system gone awry. This is about two jurors being...
LARRY GARRISON Right now I have the whole world converging on me to do interviews. I have a major (TV) network that...
LARRY GARRISON As far as I know I'm doing a book with him on the Jackson trial. All I can say is that he is a chara...
LARRY GARRISON As far as I know I'm doing a book with him on the Jackson trial.
LARRY GARRISON These books are going to rock the nation. Elly and Ray are two of the three jurors who initially vot...
LARRY GARRISON