The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.

I don't have a great eye for detail. I leave blanks in all of my stories. I leave out all detail, which leaves the reader to fill in something better.

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.