Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.

The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.