That's one good thing about wars. It takes smarter men to figure out who loses 'em than it does to start 'em.
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This team's got 'em in it. It just takes us a while to get 'em out.
DAN JOHNSON I had to do whatever it takes to beat 'em. We should've beat 'em.
CORY MOUNTAIN My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em.
LORETTA LYNN Tell your story. Don't try and tell the stories that other people can tell. Any starting writer star...
NEIL GAIMAN It was one thing to march. Now we're going to hit 'em where it hurts in the pocketbooks.
ARMANDO NAVARRO It was one thing to march. Now we're going to hit 'em where it hurts in the pocketbooks.
ARMANDO NAVARRO It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
ANONYMOUS And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS Oh, bullshit. This isn't one of those stories, Avice. One moment of cack-handedness, Captain Cook of...
CHINA MIéVILLE Don't stroke 'em, don't tickle 'em, just give 'em a ruddy good belt
FRED TRUEMAN Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it
SARA SHEPARD You underestimate yourself if you think any woman would have to pretend to have feelings for you.
AMY TINTERA Of course I wasn't pretending!” The words exploded out of her before she could stop them. Heat spr...
AMY TINTERA If you can’t beat em, buy em out.
PRABHUDOSS SAMUEL We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good.
WILL ROGERS Who wants a stylus. You have to get em and put em away, and you lose em. Yuck. Nobody wants a stylus...
STEVE JOBS And those who paint 'em truest praise 'em most.
JOSEPH ADDISON Great teaching - just plain old knock 'em dead, get it right, make 'em laugh, make 'em w...
ROBERT KRULWICH If somebody mistreats you, treat ’em good. That kills ’em.
BOBBY BOWDEN Having been heavily involved in the planning of a couple of G.O.P. conventions, my view is, we shoul...
MARK MCKINNON I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes. I hope they do get 'em lowered enoug...
WILL ROGERS I am weird, and you know what? That's OK. So are most interesting people.
EM BAILEY ... it looked at me as it passed, smiling in that crazy-happy way that dogs do. And I started laughi...
EM BAILEY I just found that out [about the no-hitter] after I got to the dugout, ... I told 'em, 'Sometimes it...
NOMAR GARCIAPARRA Using assistive technology with your child prevents your child from missing out on content solely be...
SANDRA K. COOK They came in here with only one loss and we stuck it to 'em this game. That feels really good.
KYLE MAYNARD New Rule: There's only one thing to say about the Christian Film and Television Commission giving me...
BILL MAHER It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up and l...
HARRY CARAY To me, he's got an innate ability to pick 'em and real good instincts about scouting.
WAYNE KRIVSKY I am not much about rules, I like to break 'em and don't like to make 'em.
CARSON KRESSLEY Make em laugh; make em cry; make em wait.
CHARLES READE Words of Emancipation didn't arrive until the middle of June so they called it Juneteenth. So th...
RALPH ELLISON I've never been one to rush 'em,
BOB CLUCK It’s better not to hold your feelings inside too much and express them to a dear one freely, than ...
ABHIJIT NASKAR If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!
CHARLES M. SCHULZ There is only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. . . . Some say, what is the...
WILL ROGERS The faculty to think objectively is reason; the emotional attitude behind reason is that of...
ERICH FROMM It's ABC baseball get 'em on, get 'em over and get 'em in. Our pitching has come around pretty go...
MATT CARTER I was out to destroy the audience. I wanted to destroy 'em, just make the toughest dude in the crowd...
BO DIDDLEY I fund ?em, Ralph builds ?em and Jim sells ?em.
BOB BALES I mean, it takes a large entourage to put on a tour. You can't have 'em sittin' around.
CLINT BLACK We didn't' give 'em enough to scream about.
CURTIS GRANDERSON If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
YOGI BERRA [Ross is trying to cheer Chandler up who won't get out of his sweatpants]
Ross: C'mon man, just...
FRIENDS Work 'em hard, play 'em hard, feed 'em up to the nines and send 'em to bed so tired that they are as...
FRANK L. BOYDEN I do have big tits. Always had 'em -- pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? ...
DOLLY PARTON I do have big tits. Always had 'em-pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've ...
DOLLY PARTON I tell ya, if you want to disperse a crowd, start spittin' on 'em.
KENT NICHOLS AND DOUGLAS SARINE Sometimes people need to lie to themselves most of all.
PATRICK NESS Make 'em laugh; make 'em cry; make 'em wait.
CHARLES READE Stories are the wildest things of all, the monster rumbled. Stories chase and bite and ...
PATRICK NESS What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not...
SUSAN ANDERSEN Books...are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave '...
DOROTHY L. SAYERS Books . . . are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and lea...
DOROTHY L. SAYERS Books... are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave ...
DOROTHY L. SAYERS If you could only tell them that living and spending isn't the same thing! But it's no good. If only...
D.H. LAWRENCE He's a gritty, rock 'em, sock 'em kind of player. He gets in and mixes it up.
GREGG POPOVICH Tall men come down to my height when I hit 'em in the body.
JACK DEMPSEY It took time for me to search my heart for it. Cannot just write a song over-night, you got to feel ...
DARREN BENITEZ Why, man alive, Laura! Just look about you a little. What do you see? A world full of common people!...
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS [He took a puff of his pipe.] Now would be a good time. No wars. Everybody's healthy. ... And before...
DOROTHY SMITH It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up and let 'em know ...
HARRY CARAY You make 'em, I amuse 'em.
DR. SEUSS You kill 'em, we grill 'em!
BART SIMPSON Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
TRE COOL How ya gonna find out if they're fresh troops if ya don't wake 'em up and ask 'em?
WILLIAM H. MAULDIN Naughty John, Naughty John, does his work with his apron on. Cuts your throat and takes your bones, ...
LIBBA BRAY I love it when people yell at me about the environment and then I tell 'em I'm burning 90% cleaner t...
NEIL YOUNG It was a good environment and the shots were falling. So I took 'em.
ALLEGGRIE GUINN Lauren did a good job of getting the ball to the hitters, and we have such good hitters that (one ne...
JULIE KOLCUM So Chuck and I looked at that and we hacked on em for a while, and eventually we ripped the stuff ou...
BILL JOY It's the good loser who finally loses out.
KIN HUBBARD All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems t...
KIN HUBBARD For too many New Yorkers, somebody pulled out the treads in the ladder, somebody closed the door and...
FERNANDO FERRER No one told me about boys. I had to figure it out myself. The first thing I learned was that sometim...
ELENA ANAYA Stage fright is not a thing about 'Am I any good?' It's about 'Am I gonna be good to...
GREGG ALLMAN I thought we were just going to water 'em and watch 'em grow.
JOSH LEWIS If you can't lick 'em, join 'em
AMERICAN PROVERB if you can't beat 'em, bribe 'em
JOHN KOVACICH If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
GENE NUDO Let' em learn or let' em die
CHARLES BUKOWSKI If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.
SHERRY ARGOV Tall men come down to my height when I hit 'em in the body.
JACK DEMPSEY I'm not denying the women are foolish: God almighty made 'em to match the men
GEORGE ELIOT I'm not denying the women are foolish: God almighty made 'em to match the men
GEORGE ELIOT I say, bring 'em on, they're good.
JANE LAWRENCE I don't know about five guys against the world. It's more like five guys against these three chords,...
BENMONT TENCH And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can sa...
WILL ROGERS He said now you're gonna have colored baby chicks aren't you?. He made it a point to come get 'em. M...
KAY JOHNSTON It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get em, get em right, or they will get you wr...
THOMAS FULLER Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get 'em, get 'em right, or they will get you ...
THOMAS FULLER Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
TRE COOL Hang 'em first, try 'em later.
ROY BEAN You make 'em, I amuse 'em.
DR. SEUSS Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em.
IVAN TURGENEV I don't compare 'em, I just catch 'em.
WILLIE MAYS You tell 'em, big boy; treat 'em rough.
WILLIAM FAULKNER Anyone who starts piercing the bubble of happiness, get 'em out of your life.
ROBERT KRAFT Hal Rogers is just incredible, ... When you get someone like that on your side, you can't hardly tel...
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get...
WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
WILL ROGERS When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
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WILL ROGERS There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ...
WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
WILL ROGERS Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
WILL ROGERS Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong...
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
WILL ROGERS Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
WILL ROGERS The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
WILL ROGERS The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ...
WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
WILL ROGERS Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.
WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS Compared to them I
WILL ROGERS The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up...
WILL ROGERS We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C...
WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
WILL ROGERS Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
WILL ROGERS A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at...
WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Live so that you wouldn
WILL ROGERS The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
WILL ROGERS In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they c...
WILL ROGERS There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
WILL ROGERS There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set. If you have los...
WILL ROGERS Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ...
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomac...
WILL ROGERS I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
WILL ROGERS This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
WILL ROGERS This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a h...
WILL ROGERS With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
WILL ROGERS When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't ...
WILL ROGERS If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session ...
WILL ROGERS Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
WILL ROGERS In day-to-day commerce, television is not so much interested in the business of communications as in...
WILL ROGERS Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting ...
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
WILL ROGERS You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers
WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet...
WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
WILL ROGERS I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every mor...
WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po...
WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot...
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ...
WILL ROGERS Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio...
WILL ROGERS Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it...
WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo...
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ...
WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se...
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
WILL ROGERS Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
WILL ROGERS The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
WILL ROGERS Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
WILL ROGERS Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
WILL ROGERS If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
WILL ROGERS