Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.
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GREGG PISTOCHINI Horse racing is waning in popularity.
ELAYNE BOOSLER Horse racing is animated roulette.
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ELIZABETH CATY STANTON I know nothing about racing and any money I put on a horse is a sort of insurance policy to prevent ...
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CHANTAL SUTHERLAND Saudi Arabian police arrested seven teenage boys for leering at women. In accordance with Saudi law,...
TINA FEY Footballers are kept in such a bubble that horse racing is a release.
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ANDY SLYKE My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in...
ANDY VAN SLYKE It is often surprising to see women without a decent figure ask a man the figure of money he earns.
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JANE SMILEY I love horse racing, I play golf, and I love travelling.
IAN RUSH A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS It's possible the money boys and fancy lobbyists will win, but it's also possible we'll win. This wi...
DAN CANTOR Three things tell you about women; what she spends her money on, her children’s success, and her f...
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BRENT EDGECOMB This is truly a historic opportunity for all facets of the horse-racing industry. Never before has t...
CHRIS MCCARRON Three merry boys, and three merry boys,
And three merry boys are we,
As ever did sing in a hem...
FRANCIS BEAUMONT AND JOHN FLETCHER I disagree with him, but that's what makes horse racing.
JOE FRIEDBERG We've been there two or three times looking at opportunities. That's where racing is going. It's goi...
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DAVID RAMBA My hobbies away from horse racing would be reading and painting; I love art.
CHANTAL SUTHERLAND There are three things, and three things only, that can lift the pain of mortality and ease the rava...
NEIL GAIMAN The horse racing industry has been suffering over time, and this is a way to help.
ALAN MEISTER Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame t...
SPIRO T. AGNEW Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame ...
SPIRO T. AGNEW It's just money. I've got the boys. That's all that matters.
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GREG LEMOND I own a horse and ride, but I don't know racing or betting.
MICHAEL MANN Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.
JOHN STEINBECK It was a very, very good day in Springfield for the horse racing industry.
BRIAN ZANDER Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a
wig, and a wife.
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CAROLINE BUCHANAN I think it's out of hand. Just the sheer volume of initiatives and the confusing campaigns have subv...
TERRY CHRISTENSEN A man who has the loads of money can easily attract to have a lot of honey.
ANUJ SOMANY You don't suffer, kill yourself and take the risks I take just for money. I love bike racing.
GREG LEMOND We're just trying to figure out how this will fit into that agreement.
JOE ARBONA everything in life happen for a reason something that you cant change whatever the out come is you w...
THAI LAN NGUYEN How can we ever have peace when we cant even make peace with the things we cant control.
SYNECA DE JORMUNGAND Two things that man cannot stop running after-women and money.
MUHAMMED HAIDER Four things drive men to do the unthinkable: Hunger, Women, Money, and Power
SOTONYE ANGA I think as women we've always been very used to growing up reading and identifying with male pro...
CASSANDRA CLARE The human heart knows thing the eyes cant see, and feels the things the mind cant understand.. but i...
VANESSA SCHIFFER I figure as long as it's not just raining in my lane, then all eight women will have to go through t...
JOANNA HAYES Boys want to grow up to be like their male role models. And boys who grow up in homes with absent fa...
GEOFFREY CANADA Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add u...
JAMES MAGARY Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add u...
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MARIA BAIN I will drive flat out all the time. I love racing.
GILLES VILLENEUVE There hasn't been peace on earth because people cant seem to figure out that the real enemy is the p...
JAMES DYE The council knew there are things missing in the community for teens to do. So money is being put as...
CATHLEEN BLAIR They just hit shots. We couldn't hit anything. We've got a lot of things to figure out.
ADAM BARRETT I definitely like taking the dark horse approach and picking people you should not be getting behind...
DANNY MCBRIDE Great men know how to control two things; their women and money.
HABEEB AKANDE The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
MARK RUSSELL In that hothouse atmosphere, criminal records bloomed like orchids all around us.
JEAN-DOMINIQUE BAUBY I'd been used to working with an ensemble of six boys. When it became three girls, three boys, it ch...
DICK AYOTTE I sometimes wonder if it's just me, or if there are other women who figure out where they're suppose...
JODI PICOULT Marketers are out there trying to figure out how to get your money out of your child.
MAGGIE GALLAGHER Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you...
SATCHEL PAIGE Two things a wise man never discloses to the public; his money and his women.
HABEEB AKANDE They'll basically figure out what the power tables will be in the new restaurant. Then we will figur...
DAVID MIDDLETON The universe offers you three things that money cannot buy: joy, love, and life.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO because the three boys pointed their fingers at these two security guards, and they couldn't leave t...
JULIA RENFRO There's three things men always talk about - women, sports, and cars.
MARIO LOPEZ There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
CHRIS ROCK Money was made, not to command our will,
But all out lawful pleasure to fulfil.
Shame and woe ...
ABRAHAM COWLEY Only insecure boys will belittle a woman. The greatest way to "man-up" is to empower women.
STEVE MARABOLI You cant spill a drip, just like you cant drop drops, you can only drop drips and spill drops.
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NAT KING COLE Money Can Get You A Bag Of Skittles, But It Cant Get You The Rainbow.
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TYLER JAMES WILLIAMS If we can't figure something out in three weeks, we probably shouldn't bother.
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DAVID FOSTER WALLACE There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.
ORSON WELLES There are three things I have loved but never understood. Art, music and women.
BERNARD LE BOVIER FONTENELLE There are three things most men love but never understand; females, girls and women.
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