Suicide is... the sincerest form of criticism life gets.

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.

Richard Nixon means never having to say you're sorry

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English

Our fear of death is like our fear that summer will be short , but when we have had our fill of fruit, our swelter of heat, we said that we have had our day.

Life and death are balanced on the edge of a razor.