Richard Nixon means never having to say you're sorry

The essence of Richard Nixon is loneliness.

He’s [Nixon] like a Spanish horse, who runs faster than anyone for the first nine lengths and then turns around and runs backwards. You’ll see; he’ll do something wrong in the end. He always does.

Avoid all needle drugs — the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

I was never for Richard Nixon until Watergate.

Suicide is... the sincerest form of criticism life gets.