If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English

I speak Italian, French, Creole and English.

Suicide is... the sincerest form of criticism life gets.

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.

Richard Nixon means never having to say you're sorry

We barely speak French when we are together. We always want to improve on our English so we rather speak English all the time, except if we are talking about something inappropriate.