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L.J. Shen

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MARC PRICE Yes, Mel. That's exactly why I left without explaining. Because I think about you before I think abo...
L.J. SHEN You feel pretty ,manly to me," I breathed out, all jelly-legged with half-mast eyes.
"And you f...
L.J. SHEN I think I like you," I muttered, pressing my face to his muscled torso in a hug. I felt his heartbea...
L.J. SHEN Why the anchor?"
"Because sometimes, it's nice to feel like there's someone who can save you.
L.J. SHEN Because that was the problem with society. It cared too much about who you fell in love with but nev...
L.J. SHEN It looks like Brain and Hormones are in for a fight. Just as long as Heart stays out of the ring.
L.J. SHEN Stars also symbolize the cycle of life, solitude and gravity. They glow in the dark energy that’s ...
L.J. SHEN Real love was cancer. All it took was one blink, and it would spread inside you like wildfire and co...
L.J. SHEN Because the birdsong might be pretty, But it’s not for you they sing, And if you think my winter i...
L.J. SHEN He will do whatever is required by those people (at the alcohol treatment facility). This is the fir...
BEN ALLEN Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions; the surest poison i...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON We knew Shen has that ability.
FRANK CACCKELLO Only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, suga...
ALEX LEVINE Days like today should come with a warning label, I muse. Today’s Going to Suck! Skip the Coffee a...
LAURA KREITZER Frankie: Eww is that a bug?
Fan 1: No, I think it's a sharpie mark.
Frankie: It is a bug. FRANK IERO Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, suga...
ALEX LEVIN Hvis ingen anden Nytte var ved Thee og Café, var dog denne, at Drukkenskab, som tilforn gik saa meg...
LUDVIG HOLBERG Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, suga...
ALEX LEVINE Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sug...
ALEX LEVIN If I have learned anything from this relatively short life span we have, its two things. Choices and...
LORENZO FERRARI Love doesn't go away overnight. It sometimes stays for coffee.
LJUPKA CVETANOVA If danger's a step away, safety's step away.
UNKNOWN We’re really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We hoard it. We’re like, ‘Yo, I’m only o...
MIKEY WAY We're very attractive to them because we dress like
homeless people.
MIKEY WAY Grief is forever. It doesn't go away; it becomes part of you, step for step, breath for breath.
JANDY NELSON Everybody sing like it's the last song you will ever sing
Tell me, tell me, do you feel the pre...
HAYLEY WILLIAMS This is our first step in connoisseurship for cigarettes. The lounge is all about introducing the br...
BRIAN STEBBINS I can't even
SARAH VAN WATERSCHOOT This is definitely a step for Yahoo, and a step for the industry.
JASPER MALCOLMSON That’s what I do: I make coffee and occasionally succumb to suicidal nihilism. But you shouldn’t...
ANNE SEXTON It is not the least bit coincidental that adults who commit suicide with firearms nearly always shoo...
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE I think (the system) is a good thing. We stubbed our toes along the way and Shen stubbed theirs less...
KAREN BONITATIBUS The next step is to make sure the student voice doesn't disappear. We want them to realize that mari...
JUDIE NISKALA This was my dream job, the one I've always wanted, but it takes a lot out of you every day. I'm stil...
CORBY FISHER This study is a first look at the association between alcohol-branded merchandise and initiation of ...
DR. AUDEN MCCLURE Apparently tensions are high because alcohol and weapons were taken away from the evacuees. Don't as...
DEIRDRE DELISI Independents offer the personal touch. Yesterday, one lady said coming here was like Cheers without ...
HENRY ELIZALDE you weren't mine to begin with.
IAIN S. THOMAS If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN If drugs and alcohol is causing someone you love so much pain, step up and get help - change their l...
BEST HEALTH RECOVERY It is an intern's job to go for coffee for anyone who asks, preferably delivering it scalding ho...
KURT BRAUNOHLER I'm just shocked. I'm really, really surprised. Not that it was just beating Shen, but I'm so surpri...
CHRISTINE LABOMBARD That step is three years away.
KUMAR MOHAN Mark's on his own out there. Help is often a long way away. This is a really big job.
ALAN GREEN We have without a doubt the most comprehensive alcohol program in the country. The president has rea...
CLARKE STROUD Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM (Even with two outs), I felt confident with that situation in the seventh. Usually, Shen comes up an...
BILL KEEFER Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains.
MARY PETTIBONE POOLE This is a fairly significant step ahead for Yahoo.
CHARLES GOLVIN Your heart just breaks, that's all. But you can't judge or point fingers. You just have to be lucky ...
AUDREY HEPBURN Think of the old cliché about the mind being 'an excellent servant but a terrible master'. This, li...
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE We took away coffee, that saved $150,000 a year. Why do you need coffee in jail? ... Switched to bol...
JOE ARPAIO I'm going to finish out this year and that will be good for me. It's time for somebody else to step ...
DANIEL ALFREDSSON This is about shifting habits and attitudes and asking people to take responsibility for what is in ...
CLAIRE GOOSE 'Similarity' will always be a step away because everything is infinite.
BART A D'ANGELO My job is to give everyone a chance to catch their breath and step back from all this and get back t...
BOB SCHIEFFER If I thought the machine could do the job, I would fight for this. It takes someone to take the firs...
GERRY CHAMPION Parent power is a potent force in getting kids to stay away from drugs and alcohol and cigarettes, a...
JOSEPH CALIFANO The challenge lies in knowing how to bring this sort of day to a close. His mind has been wound to a...
ALAIN DE BOTTON A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indi...
RICHARD SCHANBERGER This change would leave 79 percent of television programming available for alcohol advertising and w...
DAVID JERNIGAN This is a neighborhood that has intense gang activity and alcohol-fueled violence.
DANA STEVENS It was great to have a new guy (Murdoch) step up and contribute like that right away. He did a great...
CARL STRAIT When we drink a cup of coffee or spoon heated chicken noodle soup or chili out of a Styrofoam cup, w...
CHUCK NORRIS I'm taking a huge step away from Daphne, and maybe that will work for me.
JANE LEEVES This is the next step in our quest for a championship,
RAY EVERNHAM There is a certain element of risk for a step like this.
UDAY BHASKAR The smell gave him away. That's one thing that's really hard to hide when you consume alcohol is the...
TOM THOMPSON A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
ALBERT EINSTEIN A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
PAUL ERDOS A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into thereoms.
PAUL ERDOS A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems
PAUL ERDőS If what is on the table is something that is not good for Mexico, Mexico will step away from NAFTA.
LUIS VIDEGARAY CASO With this budget, we're not going to have enough for cigarettes or alcohol.
JODIE MARSH This was our goal all year long. These kids did a great job to step up and believe in themselves.
DAVE CARLILE She was not to have any alcohol or drugs which is not a problem. As soon as this incident happened s...
MICHAEL VENTRELLA You hold substance in my psyche
SARAHBETH PURCELL It's a major step for us. This is our Live 8, this is a mass-market moment for the Internet and for ...
LARRY KRAMER I wait for my seniors to step up and take charge. So far, they've done a great job.
KATHLEEN MULLINS It makes a difference with the kids because alcohol is a big problem in this community.
DANNY LYONS That's it really; it's all love, whichever way you look at it, it's all love. How much you can Get f...
GEORGE HARRISON It's come down to the fact that they weren't doing the best job managing events with alcohol.
LEAH HARDESTY This dramatic increase in alcohol ads seen by our children in 2002 suggests the problem got worse. W...
JIM O'HARA This is a major step. We are working to continue investments to create new jobs, so we can make shor...
BARRY CICCOCIOPPO This is not a trivial matter. From my perspective, this case demonstrates a blatant disregard for th...
ELLEN ANDERSON The volunteers in this state do a tremendous job. But you can't have someone walking away from the j...
TOM HANIFY The next step for me is not 'The Tonight Show.' That's a job for Jimmy Fallon. I'm w...
CHELSEA HANDLER Life is a re-discovery.
BRIAN BLESSED If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga...
GARY F EVANS... Life Is a Misconception.
DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire!
DEYTH BANGER To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y...
GARY F EVANS... It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER What was good about this was situation where I had players step up when I needed them to step up. Je...
ASHLEY BERGGREN This is an alcohol-free park. There's an incredible problem with alcohol at Shell Key now. It doesn'...
LORRAINE MARGESON This is the first step toward a retail distribution channel for digital music,
CHARLES JENNINGS This is an opportunity for us to take a new step in history.
EURICO GUTERRES The proposed plan is a step toward Ukraine. But this step fully accounts for the interests of Russia...
DMITRY MEDVEDEV You have a job, you work hard for our money and for somebody to take it away from you is just not ri...
FREDDIE CURTIS

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Yes, Mel. That's exactly why I left without explaining. Because I think about you before I think abo...
L.J. SHEN You feel pretty ,manly to me," I breathed out, all jelly-legged with half-mast eyes.
"And you f...
L.J. SHEN I think I like you," I muttered, pressing my face to his muscled torso in a hug. I felt his heartbea...
L.J. SHEN Why the anchor?"
"Because sometimes, it's nice to feel like there's someone who can save you.
L.J. SHEN Because that was the problem with society. It cared too much about who you fell in love with but nev...
L.J. SHEN It looks like Brain and Hormones are in for a fight. Just as long as Heart stays out of the ring.
L.J. SHEN Stars also symbolize the cycle of life, solitude and gravity. They glow in the dark energy that’s ...
L.J. SHEN Real love was cancer. All it took was one blink, and it would spread inside you like wildfire and co...
L.J. SHEN Because the birdsong might be pretty, But it’s not for you they sing, And if you think my winter i...
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L.J. VANIER The chakras in your body are as to galaxies on the body of God.
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L.J. VANIER I don't need to kill goats to say things. I CAN talk.
L.J. SMITH I told you. You don't love someone because of their looks or their clothes or their car. You love th...
L.J. SMITH Come on, it’s an American tradition. Apple soup? Mom’s homemade chicken pie?'
She chuckled...
L.J. SMITH Each night I lie and dream about the one
Who kissed me and awakened my desire
I spent a si...
L.J. SMITH I have never been in love before," Julian said. "You're my first-and you'll be my only.
L.J. SMITH You always were selfish. Your one fault. Not willing to share anything, are you?" Suddenly, D...
L.J. SMITH The name is Salvatore. As in savior.
L.J. SMITH You don't love a girl because of beauty. You love her because she sings a song only you can understa...
L.J. SMITH People die . . . so love them every day.
Beauty fades . . . so look before it's gone.
Love...
L.J. SMITH Suddenly, she gave a little half-smile and whispered dreamily; "When I was a little girl, here for t...
L.J. MAAS People Die...
Beauty Fades...
Love Changes...
And You Will Always Be Alone
L.J. SMITH DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME, JEZEBEL! DON'T YOU DARE! Or I'll follow you to the next world and KILL you...
L.J. SMITH He was the smell of winter rain and the sound of his predator’s heartbeat
L.J. SMITH Why do people always assume that volume will succeed when logic won’t? - Damon
L.J. SMITH One is Christianized to the extent that he is a Christianizer. One is evangelized to the extent that...
L.J. SUENENS I love you." she whispered into the rough wool of his sweater.
L.J. SMITH And in the mean time I'll fight dragons, just like any knight for his lady.
L.J. SMITH Whatever. I just won’t have Elena hurt, is all. Or the little red-headed witch.”

“...
L.J. SMITH Righteousness doesn't mean being right. It means showing love, compassion and understanding no matte...
L.J. VANIER Wait.” Stefan’s voice was hard suddenly. Bonnie and Elena turned back and froze, embracing each ...
L.J. SMITH They weren’t a centuries old hunter and a seventeen year old girl, sitting here at the edge of the...
L.J. SMITH I cry too much to be butch." The artist deadpanned, raising an eyebrow filled with intimidation at t...
L.J. MAAS Truth is nothing but a formulated perception of experienced reality.
L.J. VANIER Look, I'll fight, too. What do you think it is? Bear, coyote...?"
"My brother."
"Your..." ...
L.J. SMITH Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about anyone else
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L.J. VANIER Looks like Faye's doing a little extracurricular activity," a voice behind her murmured, and Cassie ...
L.J. SMITH Merging like two drops of water.
Together in a way that humans could never know.
L.J. SMITH Oh, I'm starting to cry again. That's what happens when you think about life being fair. And I can't...
L.J. SMITH Don't worry about it, Mikey," Dee said comfortingly. "You'll probably be next, so you won't be here ...
L.J. SMITH In grace and beauty and sheer fascination, they were alike. But where Katherine had been a white kit...
L.J. SMITH She knew, then, that it had not been hatred that had made him avoid her for so long. No, it had not ...
L.J. SMITH Stefan’s love bathed her, shone through her, lighting every dark place in her soul like the sun. S...
L.J. SMITH I don't trust easily, so when I tell you I trust you, don't make me regret it.
L.J. SMITH Bonnie, believe in me. I’ll save you.

I remember how to fly.
L.J. SMITH And just then Damon stepped out of the coat closet, and at the same time Aunt Maggie tripped him nea...
L.J. SMITH Yeah, tell me I’m a bottle of single malt scotch, she thought. That’s the way to my heart.
L.J. SMITH Warmth.
Well-being.
And a taste not like copper, but like something rich and strange.
L.J. SMITH The thing is and I know this is going to sound strange- that I seem to love you sort of desperately.
L.J. SMITH Like what she felt when she looked at the Lagoon Nebula.
Or imagined galaxies gathered into dus...
L.J. SMITH She had the feeling that she would be different from now on, that she could never go back and be the...
L.J. SMITH I would have understood if they had killed him.
L.J. SMITH Ash stripped some of the papery purple bark off his yew stick. "And, you see, it's difficult because...
L.J. SMITH Ash held one finger up. "OK. Now listen-"
Mary-Lynnette kicked him in the shins. She knew it wa...
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ASH; Doesn't everybody?


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L.J. SMITH Jeremy: "Who did it? Wait-you think I did. Don't you?"
Ash: "It did cross our minds at one poin...
L.J. SMITH Even when we're apart, we'll be looking at the same sky!
L.J. SMITH I already killed you once, I could easily do it again
L.J. SMITH I don't need him to comfort me or tell me it's okay.
I can make it okay, myself.
Maybe th...
L.J. SMITH I want him to love me as much as I love him.
L.J. SMITH Aphrodite just kept smiling.
Because she was just doing what a goddess does-the same way that a...
L.J. SMITH Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place.
L.J. VANIER Sometimes when we think our lives are falling apart what we don’t see, is that they might just be ...
L.J. VANIER Sometimes being lost is the best way to find yourself.
L.J. VANIER I'm as cruel as life. As cruel as love.
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L.J. SMITH Let go of the attachment, keep the lesson.
L.J. VANIER Evil will never find peace. It may triumph, but it will never find peace.
L.J. SMITH Dear Diary,
Oh, it's all too much to explain and you wouldn't believe it anyway. I'm going to ...
L.J. SMITH Katherine," he said. He was still smiling.
"Yes." She leaned closer.
"Katherine..."
"...
L.J. SMITH You call it a near death experience, I call it a near life experience!
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L.J. KANE Damon spoke without moving. “I’m not like you.”
“You’re not as different from us as y...
L.J. SMITH But then she remembered something else, just a flash: looking up at Damon’s face in the woods and ...
L.J. SMITH Really? That’s all you have to do to make someone go away? Like, ‘poof’, they’re just… gon...
L.J. KENTOWSKI Breathing heavily near his ear as he rested his head next to mine, I whispered, “I wish we could s...
L.J. KENTOWSKI I was ashamed by my vulnerability. Nergal had really broken me. I tried so hard to stay strong, but ...
L.J. KENTOWSKI Look, are we almost there? Or are you just taking me in circles in order to molest me? I’m tired, ...
L.J. KENTOWSKI So… what? You want me to sign my name in blood or something?”
“Hmmm,” he said, tapping ...
L.J. KENTOWSKI She stood slim and proud as some medieval witch princess against dawn.
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