Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.

Ive created a new drink! I'm calling it the Piñata Colada! Its sweet and tasty, but when you wake up the next morning your head feels like its been hitten with a stick.

If tongue didn’t go; a little out of control (after drinking alcohol), then where’s the fun; if steps didn’t, then where’s the fun and if mind did, then where’s the fun.

Frankie: Eww is that a bug?
Fan 1: No, I think it's a sharpie mark.
Frankie: It is a bug.
Fan 2: No, actually it is a bug. I sorta smushed it by accident and it stayed on the picture.
Frankie: That's gross (circles bug and write eww on paper).

We’re really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We hoard it. We’re like, ‘Yo, I’m only on half a f**k battery and I have a plane ride!

We're very attractive to them because we dress like
homeless people.