Ive created a new drink! I'm calling it the Piñata Colada! Its sweet and tasty, but when you wake up the next morning your head feels like its been hitten with a stick.

If tongue didn’t go; a little out of control (after drinking alcohol), then where’s the fun; if steps didn’t, then where’s the fun and if mind did, then where’s the fun.

Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.

Alcohol is good at disinfecting things
It can clean a surface or erase memories

Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love.

it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance