Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love.

Love is the most beautiful of dreams and the worst of nightmares.

A woman drove me to drink. I don't drink and drive.

If tongue didn’t go; a little out of control (after drinking alcohol), then where’s the fun; if steps didn’t, then where’s the fun and if mind did, then where’s the fun.

Ive created a new drink! I'm calling it the Piñata Colada! Its sweet and tasty, but when you wake up the next morning your head feels like its been hitten with a stick.

The hotel bar was quiet and dark, with the kind of mood that promotes good talk and serious drinking.