She's closer to me than my sisters, ... We've been through a lot together.
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EVA LANG Weve got a lot more than a lot of people.
IAN WILLIAMSON Shes been the biggest nightmare for me. Ive lost to her the most than any other player.
MEGHANN SHAUGHNESSY Shes been a key for this team,
EVA LANG For me, spiritual practice is a lot closer to art than science.
LIZ WILLIAMS The butcher, baker, and candlestick maker have been around a lot longer than supermarkets and Wal-Ma...
JOEL SALATIN We don't really show it in the games. You're just teammates and you're not really sisters because yo...
ANGIE PROPER I love the Bronte sisters, but I feel a closer kinship to the Ephron sisters, Nora and Delia, if onl...
KATE KLISE My sisters and my mom, those people help me get through every single day.
DEMI LOVATO I talk to him a lot more than I used to. We're getting closer now because he experienced a lot of st...
BOO MCLEE I would live with all of my sisters if I could. We've always been very close, my sisters and me.
TOM CRUISE I really love working with my sisters, doing photo shoots with my sisters and appearances all togeth...
KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN I have a great relationship with everyone in my family, but I'm closer to my brothers than anyon...
KENDALL SCHMIDT It was a good year. I became closer to this team than any other team because of everything we've bee...
JEFF BOWER Mr. and Mrs. Baker were consummate professionals who taught us a lot that we didn't get through our ...
HENRY LEWIS It's the boring things that mean a lot to me. I enjoy taking my sisters to eat. Or sitting watch...
DAVID ARCHULETA It gets emotional at the pinning ceremony. These students have been through a lot together.
MARILYN BOULDIN We've been in many battles together (always on the same side). Over the last few years, we'd become ...
MERLE HAGGARD We've been through a lot together. We always had fun. We were just a group of friends who enjoyed do...
LISA KELLY Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop.
MARK ZUCKERBERG Let me tell you, sisters, seeing dried egg on a plate in the morning is a lot dirtier than anything ...
ANN RICHARDS Over the years as I went through a lot more things, I've gotten closer and closer to God as far ...
LADAINIAN TOMLINSON There's many, many people who have been through a lot worse things than I went through. I lost m...
ROBERT KENNEDY, JR. I've seen my mother struggling, everything that she did to raise me and my brothers and my siste...
NATE ROBINSON Let me tell you, sisters, seeing dried egg on a plate in the morning is a lot dirtier than anything ...
ANN RICHARDS I've been through a lot; that I have.
CHAD KELLY My history of singing has always probably been closer to a David Bowie approach than, for example, a...
CHRIS CORNELL Our girls have been through a lot together. You give them a game plan and they execute it. They have...
MARK MELTON We've probably never been closer to a pandemic than the year 1917.
JULIE GERBERDING He's a guy whose been through a lot more experiences than playing baseball.
MIKE GOEDDE He's got a lot of decisions to make, a lot of things to think out and, of course, saying goodbye to ...
BEVERLY DEGORY I've been blessed. God has allowed me to keep my voice ... but it's a lot lower than it used to be.
EZRA HILL The trip brought the team closer together. We had a lot of fun and played better each game.
DOUG KELLY Acting has to be fun, ... It seemed like such a natural thing. My brother, sisters and I doing schoo...
HUNTER GOMEZ It was closer than it should have been because we missed a lot of easy shots under the basket, espec...
WENDY PRICE We've been through a lot together. Priest is known for its live music, so what we're looking for to ...
GLENN TIPTON They've been a great team prior to the tragedy but since then they've bonded closer together. I've w...
JOE GRIPPO For me, my family and my faith have been what's really been my anchor, and grounding me, and hel...
KIRK CAMERON ROBBING GRAVES! SHES ASKING US TO ROB GRAVES!
BRANDON MULL Seems to me, that the worlds are moving closer together rather than one invading the other. I believ...
ELVIS COSTELLO We're doing really good. I expected us to come in here and beat everyone because we've been practici...
JEANA KEYES I've been through a lot. Seen a lot of different guys. This is one of the best teams I've been a par...
WILL CAUDLE Thank you to Giulia Fani, Joan Spence and my sister for the rooms and desks they loaned me.
MOEZ SURANI It's been interesting, in a little bit less than nine months weve gone from trying to convince peopl...
JOHN HOGAN Rather than bringing me closer to others, the time that I spend online isolates me from the most imp...
CLIFFORD STOLL Weve had some moral victories this season. Weve had one-goal losses against teams that did a number ...
EVA LANG My dad and I have watched a lot of game tape together. He has helped me out a lot.
DEREK HOELLEIN "My dear friends we are each climbing a mountain together with our own individual challenges. What m...
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN When my sister Joan arrived, I asked if I could swap her for a rabbit. When I think what a marvellou...
MAEVE BINCHY I spend a lot of my spare time with my family. My sisters, parents, and in-laws all live nearby.
ANNE WOJCICKI My sons are a hell of a lot easier to get through to than my daughter is. She seems to have my numbe...
DON JOHNSON [Marley has an easy confidence and claims his] childhood made me strong ... I know my father - throu...
BOB MARLEY We grew a lot closer as good friends. We've had a lot of fun together. We've both improved a lot sin...
ASHLEY JACOB I have short hair. It doesn't make me more unattractive than a woman or my sisters that have mor...
ALEK WEK My opponent called me a cream puff. Well, I rushed out and got the baker's union to endorse me.
CLAIBORNE PELL Father mother god, help me to feel my oneness with you. Help me to feel my equality with my brothers...
PAUL FERINNI I've been through a lot of struggles.
DWIGHT HENRY My uncle was a hero, Lewis Roundtree. He was not even related to me really, but he was always called...
ED BRADLEY With every year that I grow older, I also draw closer to (my loved ones) to the day when we will onc...
TESS GERRITSEN I think because I did a lot of modelling and appeared in lads mags a lot of women didn't necessa...
JENNIFER ELLISON Bad weather is a great leveler in all sports but doubly so on the water. It should be a lot closer t...
RUPERT ADAMS It was a nine-point game, but it sure felt a lot closer than nine points.
GINA NOLAN It's amicable, believe me. My father supports both of us. Our family's been through a lot. We've bee...
DINO DUVA My mom and dad have been to the birth of my children as well as all my sisters' (children),
JENNIFER ANDERSON She and I have been curling together for more than 15 years. It's not new. We're the best of friends...
JAMIE JOHNSON [Rasco has also served as a volunteer firefighter and first responder. He graduated from Prairie Gro...
GREG MACK Loneliness gets me much closer to my original self.
SUPERNA BATHEJA This has been the most special group to me, because this was the first group I had for four years. W...
JARED DICKEY I have a necklace with a golden key, given to me by my sisters, which I always wear.
KARLIE KLOSS It's been my number all through my career, so it's important to me.
DANNY GRANGER My first manager, Suzanne DeWalt, saw a play I was in. She was invited by the director Joan Scheckel...
GALE HAROLD It was a lot closer than the score. That was the longest match of the day.
GAIL PATTON When David Baker [a biology professor at Marquette] called me, I nearly fell out my chair.
JAMES COOK My sisters and mom raised me to respect women and open doors for them.
MILO VENTIMIGLIA My relationship to plants becomes closer and closer. They make me quiet; I like to be in their compa...
PETER ZUMTHOR We were hoping our team would've been a little closer together time-wise. But we're still pleased wi...
HEATHER QUARANTILLO The last two were much closer than they should have been,
GEORGE SULLIVAN I had a lot of support from my mom. She was my backbone. She's a single parent, she's been through m...
CLINTON SOLOMON The theme of sisters - of missing sisters, of needing sisters, the special love that sisters share o...
MIRIAM TOEWS My first album is a lot of my personal experiences. I wanted people to relate to what I've been ...
REBECCA FERGUSON I had an opportunity to work with Joan Cleary during the last election. I got a chance to see her fi...
DANNY WILLIAMS One of his hands move away from my face to flatten against my back, pulling me closer to him as he d...
ASHLEY EARLEY Even at the end of the game, you can see what he gives you, that extra two, three yards. I have so m...
BILL COWHER I've been through a lot of things in my personal and family life. That turned me into a fighter....
HOPE SOLO My imagination is closer to a child's imagination than to a grown-up's.
MARY POPE OSBORNE We have worked a lot harder on our plays this year. Our plays have helped us a lot. But to run the p...
KRISTEN CUMMINGS We've been through a lot.
ELI PERLMAN Buck influenced a lot of people, from The Beatles to me. Buck and I were in a lot of battles over th...
MERLE HAGGARD (There are) more outlets to acting now than just the Joan C. Edwards playhouse.
DAVID JOHNSON I grew up very differently than a lot of other people in my hometown in Mississippi. But I can't...
TAYLOR SPREITLER My sisters are my best friends and my most staunch supporters. They're always there to help me t...
MADELINE ZIMA You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me ...
RUSSELL SIMMONS Sean, he's been through more than all (of us). That's his dad. He's looked up to him his whole entir...
JAMESON CURRY They're like my kids and we are a real family. Everyone assumes my son is going to play basketball b...
ANDREW LLOYD I have no resentment toward my sisters or my brother, but there's still a little toward my Dad, but ...
JASON AKERMANIS Obama, he wouldn't have been in office without what happened to me and a lot of black people bef...
RODNEY KING I was married to Margaret Joan Howe in 1940. Although not a scientist herself she has contributed mo...
FREDERICK SANGER It has brought us closer together.
LYNN FORD The game was a lot closer than the score indicates. They played extremely hard and had a good showin...
MIKE DUNLEAVY Living together/ is one move closer/ to living apart
KRISTI MAXWELL
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JOAN RIVERS Fashion is part of our culture, and it's about more than just a pretty dress.
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JOAN HICKSON Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try to give their best qualiti...
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JOAN BAEZ When I finish dressing before a night out and have put on all the accessories, I usually look at mys...
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JOAN POWERS A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a...
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JOAN RIVERS Can we talk?
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He approached the fi...
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JOAN BAEZ Nobody knows what anticipation is anymore. Everything is so immediate.
JOAN JETT I'm having fun opening up. Sort of struggling to get the audience into it. It's good. It mak...
JOAN JETT With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what deat...
JOAN RIVERS If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.
JOAN CRAWFORD My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, ...
JOAN RIVERS When we start deceiving ourselves into thinking not that we want something... but that it is a moral...
JOAN DIDION Isn't that what we come into politics for? To say to people: 'You can do it, too - there is ...
JOAN KIRNER People think of us as an information distributor because that's how they relate to the Internet....
JOAN BLADES Many of us think that compassion drains us, but I promise you it is something that truly enlivens us...
JOAN HALIFAX All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always l...
JOAN RIVERS I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.
JOAN CRAWFORD Sometimes you wonder how you got on this mountain. But sometimes you wonder, "How will I get off?".
JOAN MANLEY Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles,a headache and a sore jaw from...
JOAN LUNDEN