With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is - without waking up to someone clapping and going, 'Joan, wake up, it's all over and you're looking pretty'.

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.

I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

It’s perfectly normal, perfectly natural to live in sleep. But to wake up is a revolution in consciousness. To wake up is to break free of nature. To wake up is to rise and unite with the spirit, and nature doesn’t do that for us.

The scar on my eye is a result of the doctor's sewing up my face. It was 450 stitches and plastic surgery.

How you greet your morning is like a boomerang. It always comes back to you. Remember this.