How you greet your morning is like a boomerang. It always comes back to you. Remember this.

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.

Men all do about the same thing when they wake up.

I wake up some mornings hating me too.

If this isn’t important, I will rip your throat open and piss down your lungs.

This terrifying world is not devoid of charms, of the mornings that make waking up worthwhile.