Screw you guys, I'm going home

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!

Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"