Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

Screw you guys, I'm going home

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!

Mom, can I have some pie?

Ok That's it, Talking Poo is where I draw the line.