Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

I don't even think about a retirement program because I'm working for the Lord, for the Almighty. And even thought the Lord's pay isn't very high, his retirement program is, you might say, out of this world.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.