Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.


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Got no check books, got no banks. Still I'd like to express my thanks - I got the sun in the mornin'...
IRVING BURNS
Kings may be blest, but Tam was glorious, O'er a' the ills o' life victorious.
ROBERT BURNS
I have regular peels and Botox. It's something I'll always do. People redecorate their homes...
PETE BURNS
His locked, lettered, braw brass collar, Shewed him the gentleman and scholar.
ROBERT BURNS
Hope springs exulting on triumphant wing.
ROBERT BURNS
Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be for...
ROBERT BURNS
The landlord's laugh was ready chorus.
ROBERT BURNS
O, wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as others see us!
It wad frae monie a b...
ROBERT BURNS
Let us do or die.
ROBERT BURNS
Prudent, cautious self-control, is wisdom's root.
ROBERT BURNS
Critics! Those cut-throat bandits in the paths of fame.
ROBERT BURNS
Learn taciturnity and let that be your motto!
ROBERT BURNS
When chill November's surly blast make fields and forest bare.
ROBERT BURNS
Had we never lov'd sae kindly, Had we never lov'd sae blindly, Never met -- or never parted -- we ha...
ROBERT BURNS
Suspense is worst than disappointment.
ROBERT BURNS
A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but rather the careers of those who w...
H.S.M. BURNS
The best-laid schemes o' mice an 'men
Gang aft agley.
ROBERT BURNS
Their sighing , canting , grace-proud faces, their three-mile prayers, and half-mile graces.
ROBERT BURNS
Dare to be honest and fear no labor.
ROBERT BURNS
The Thames is liquid history.
JOHN BURNS
I want someone to laugh with me, someone to be grave with me, someone to please me and help my discr...
ROBERT BURNS
How wretched is the person who hangs on by the favors of the powerful.
ROBERT BURNS
The heart and benevolent and kind the most resembles God.
ROBERT BURNS
I pick my favorite quotation and store them in my mind as ready armor, offensive or defensive, amid ...
ROBERT BURNS
There is no such uncertainty as a sure thing.
ROBERT BURNS
Firmness in enduring and exertion is a character I always wish to possess. I have always despised th...
ROBERT BURNS
Ae fond kiss, and then we sever!
A farewell, and then forever!
Deep in heart-wrung tears I'll ...
ROBERT BURNS
The great Creator to revere
Must sure become the creature;
But still the preaching cant forbea...
ROBERT BURNS
His locked, lettered, braw brass collar, Shewed him the gentleman and scholar.
ROBERT BURNS
Gars auld claes look amaist as weel's the new.
ROBERT BURNS
The daisy's for simplicity and unaffected air.
ROBERT BURNS
Even thou who mournst the daisy's fate, That fate is thine--no distant date; Stern Ruin's plou...
ROBERT BURNS
Man's inhumanity to man Makes countless thousands mourn!
ROBERT BURNS
It is cruelty to be humane to rebels, and humanity is cruelty. [Fr., Contre les rebelles c'est cru...
ROBERT BURNS
Ilk cowslip cup shall kep a tear.
ROBERT BURNS
And wild-scatter'd cowslips bedeck the green dale.
ROBERT BURNS
Contented wi' little, and cantie wi' mair.
ROBERT BURNS
I'll be merry and free, I'll be sad for nae-body; If nae-body cares for me, I'll care fo...
ROBERT BURNS
To liken them to your auld-warld squad, I must needs say comparisons are odd.
ROBERT BURNS
Without discipline the Army would just be a bunch of guys wearing the same color clothing.
FRANK BURNS