Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.

The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.

You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.