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You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off
Robin McLaurin Williams
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I shall partner you no more.
I shall watch another turn you
As you move across the floor.
In that last dance of chances
When I bid your life goodbye
I will hope she treats you kindly.
I will hope you learn to fly.
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When I know you'll not be mine
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