Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

The only weapon we have is comedy.

Without (the reality), it's just slamming into things. If you start with that physical comedy, then things surely but slowly fall apart. But you build on that reality and then you can go pretty outrageous - up to the Keaton-like gags.