If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.