Probably in retrospect I should have bowed out of that relationship (with Farrow) much earlier than I did.

My family members are here with me because they're afraid to stay at home. There is no excuse for it. This is just uncalled for. It goes beyond courtesy. It's protection of life.

And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

We were married by a reformed rabi in Long Island. A very reformed rabi, a Nazi.

I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics