People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.