Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.