Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.

The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that the two people are incompatible; that is, that one is male and the other female.

If two people always agree, one of them is redundant.

I think that two people who decide to live together in a marriage situation, they have an obligation to make the marriage work for them.