People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

It's a funny movie, too. People may wonder what's going on when they hear that about a movie that has the title A History of Violence . I think once they see it, they'll get it.

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.