If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

You don't tell us how to stage the news and we don't tell you how to cover it.

You can be socially accepted and tell the truth about what it is to be a woman.

Time will tell how you rate against the rest of the competition. I'll let everyone else worry about championships. I'm going to worry about qualifying at Pomona.

People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny.