Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people

One, two, three / Buckle my shoe.

My friend had just been stabbed, and I wanted to talk with Eric McGee about the whole incident. Nobody but McGee could have witnessed it.

Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.