One, two, three / Buckle my shoe.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

I box in yellow Gox box socks.

Can you believe the man rhymed 'Rumplestiltskin' with 'crumpled napkins'?

The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.