Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

One, two, three / Buckle my shoe.