One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out.

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone

My ancestors didn't come over in the Mayflower -- they met the boat.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.