On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
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Related I did a presentation in West Palm Beach back in 2001 and I just got glazed looks. Now we go and do t... JOHN REES I'd paint long strips of canvas and abandon them on the beach, or put bread out in geometric pat... JENNY HOLZER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES I'd like to go to NYU business school and then go on to film school. ALEXA VEGA For these negotiations to go forward, we felt the commission needs to delegate one of its own to neg... DOUG BINGHAM Half of my family is in Los Angeles, so my cousin was the first person to play me, like, Snoop Dogg,... JILLIAN HERVEY I studied politics and economics at Bristol, and people always assumed that I'd go into politics... BEN ELLIOT I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school... ZACH GALIFIANAKIS I'm a West Indian mum and West Indian mums will go to the wall for their children. DIANE ABBOTT I am not a puppet. I was not made by the West to go to the West or to any other country. BASHAR AL-ASSAD Someone else is going to read for me or go at my place to the mosque, and/or to tell me you shouldn&... FATEMA MERNISSI Between planning family vacations and running away for novel-writing retreats, I've spent much o... MARY KAY ANDREWS We might beat West or West might beat us, but whoever wins still gets to play the second-seeded team... ERROLE REMBERT I'd love to do Broadway or the West End. I'm sure doing eight shows a week is gruelling, but... REBEL WILSON I don't understand people's weekends. They just plan to go to clubs and drink and dance and go home,... ANDREW EVANS So often at home in the West Village, I'm like, 'Why aren't I allowed a horse?' I wo... CARY FUKUNAGA I had started law school at Florida State University as a part-timer. I would go two quarters, and t... TONY LA RUSSA I used to have a list of things from my school buddies of what kind of art material they wanted. I... RONALD BIGGS On bad days, I think I'd like to be a plastic surgeon who goes to Third World countries and oper... TAMA JANOWITZ A great day in New York would be to wake up, get a cup of coffee and head up to Central Park for a n... EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI Whenever I wasn't in school with a tutor three hours a day, I'd get a knock and be rushed to... NEIL PATRICK HARRIS Jacqueline Kennedy rented and then built homes in the horse country of Virginia where she would take... CARL ANTHONY Jacqueline Kennedy rented and then built homes in the horse country of Virginia where she would take... CARL SFERRAZZA ANTHONY I'm originally from Fort Lauderdale: that's my home town in Florida. So when I'm on loca... BAILEE MADISON I began singing in dive bars and really small clubs. I dragged my piano down the stairs, and I went ... LADY GAGA If I did want to go back to school, I'd want to go to Loyola Marymount University over in, I bel... SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER My mom thought I could dance because I used to dance to this Janet Jackson song she'd play when ... TOM HOLLAND I would love to go to a restaurant on the beach. And that could be in Miami or that could be in Mali... CHRISTINA MILIAN From the time I was a kid, I was crazy about anything having to do with the West. I'd look at al... MICHAEL KEATON Every day I'd come home after school, pop the hood of my mom's car, put alligator clips on t... RYAN HOLMES I hope fans will go back and listen to the Beatles and the Beach Boys or Led Zeppelin, or put on ... DRAKE BELL If I were a Negro, I'd be fighting, as Martin Luther King fought, for human recognition and just... ABRAHAM MASLOW I've said that I would play anything to do with 'Star Wars.' But really, deep down, I wo... RAY PARK I loved going surfing down on Venice Beach. I'd go out with a board under my arm and think, '... BILLY BOYD I grew up in the Cayman Islands. I didn't play video games or watch TV. I would basically come h... ARMIE HAMMER My eighth-grade year, I was home-schooled. I'd basically wake up, go to the gym in the morning, ... JACOB DALTON Who in their right mind is going to give us money for research if there's a risk it would go back to... DOUG BINGHAM We are a member club of the United States Fencing Association, which governs fencing throughout the ... DION SHIVELY I couldn't live a week without a private library - indeed, I'd part with all my furniture an... H. P. LOVECRAFT I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box... STEVE NASH I'm not really into clubbing, I like to go to parties after events, and those do end up at clubs... AMANDA SEYFRIED Go West, young man! Go West. JOHN L.B. SOULE I met people when we lived down in Raleigh who'd ask where I grew up, and I'd say about two ... CHARLES FRAZIER I was weaned not on television or Wild West sagas but on stories of nationalism and patriotism. I wo... SUKARNO The band would play on the night off for the local hotel bands and we'd back all the different a... MARTIN DENNY I'd like to go out with friends, but I train twice a day, then I go to school, and at night I go... VANESSA FERRARI Growing up on the plantation there in Mississippi, I would work Monday through Saturday noon. I'... B. B. KING I take great pride in recalling that I could open in a play on Broadway or in London's West End ... PATRICK MACNEE I grew up in Florida, which is the land of flea markets and swap meets. My grandmother loved to go t... RANSOM RIGGS I grew up on hip-hop. I grew up on Run-D.M.C., Whodini, LL when I was in college, so I'm more of... STUART SCOTT First, I look at my attack line to see if I can go baseline or get a quick hook to the middle. If th... LEON POWE I grew up on the west side of Detroit - 6 mile and Wyoming - so I was really in the 'hood. And I... BIG SEAN If I'm going to make music for the streets or the clubs or whatever, I go at it with 110 percent... SOULJA BOY Manchester was a fantastic place to go out in. There were 10 clubs with world-class cabaret and come... FRANCIS LEE These animals have been our heritage for centuries. If they once existed in the west and then became... EDWARD INDAKWA I used to build lofts in SoHo back when there was nothing there. I had a stoop on West Broadway betw... TIM DALY I always knew I'd go back to school. Modeling was a means to an end, making money for graduate s... RACHEL NICHOLS You can either go down the stage like everybody else, or you can go through the crowd like Roman Rei... ROMAN REIGNS I don't know if I could go back to school for three or four years, it would be really tough. LEE GOREN Maybe I would go back to West Jerusalem without too much bother if I could lie to my kids and tell t... SAYED KASHUA If I didn't have a scholarship to go to the University of Florida or any school, I probably woul... EMMITT SMITH I've always said the key to killing a lot of mallards if you live on the East Coast is to move w... JASE ROBERTSON There was no such thing as production at Starday. We'd go in with the band, we'd go over the... GEORGE JONES At midnight every night, I would methodically leave the house for a couple hours' walk, come bac... BILL CALLAHAN We're actually putting down an inch or more of asphalt. We did Bock between Venoy and Farmington and... JACK BARNES It was pretty frustrating watching a couple weekends ago. I?m not used to sitting back and watching ... JACOB MICFLIKIER I love Rebel Rebel in Manhattan's West Village for vinyl, but record stores are hard to come by ... JAKE SHEARS For many years I enjoyed the pleasure of cruising on my yacht all summer long and these were my best... IVANA TRUMP As a kid, I'd eat at my mother's house, then go down the road to my girlfriend's and eat... BRUCE SMITH These people ultimately want to go back to their own community. They don't want to live in Florida o... DENNIS MILLS I go determined that those responsible for these cowardly crimes will be held accountable. I go secu... MADELEINE ALBRIGHT When I spent time with my father, it wasn't playing ball in the back yard. I came to his office ... DONALD TRUMP, JR. When I was in top shape I'd go to the ring and show my conditioning. ALEXIS ARGUELLO 'Hairspray' was my first Broadway show. In the meantime, after the show was over, I would go... LAURA BELL BUNDY The doctor said if I kept playing it would be really bad. I couldn't play for three or four months a... JENNY LEE The sun was down,
And all the west was paved with sullen fire.
I cried, "Behold! the barren b... ALEXANDER SMITH I live in the West Village. I go every day to work on my bike. It's faster than a car - and cheaper. GISELE BUNDCHEN In the Negro Leagues, we'd play three games a day on the weekends. Then we'd ride the bus an... RAY DANDRIDGE When I was nine, I started reading Homer. I would get up at four o'clock in the morning, before ... FRANZ WRIGHT Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON I would love to work with Jack White or Kanye West. FEFE DOBSON I had a passionate zest for Key West life in all of its little details. I'm not sure why or wher... THOMAS MCGUANE Should I go up one flight of stairs and then come back down, or should I go down one flight of stair... JAROD KINTZ If you're a beach person or a golfer, Key West is not for you. Most of the sand has been importe... EDMUND WHITE What they call 'alt-comedy' now is basically what comedy was like in the '80s. People tr... JEN KIRKMAN I'd love to go back to Broadway if there was a place for me there. I would absolutely go back; i... BROOKE ELLIOTT I have to at least get a couple weekends in where I can just be on Santa Monica beach or Malibu and ... JAKE T. AUSTIN I'm an enormous fan of 'The West Wing.' It was one of the very few shows I would watch e... MIKE NICHOLS I'd watch my father get up at 5 o'clock and go down to the Eastern Market in Detroit to do t... ED BRADLEY West of these out to seas colder than the Hebrides I must go, / Where the fleet of stars is anchored... JAMES ELROY FLECKER I didn't want to play in the West out of respect for the fans and the players, PETER FORSBERG I used to meditate all the time in bed. That was when I was raising my daughter, and I'd get her... ALICE WALKER When I was about 8, I used to go into one of the rooms in the mansion, and I would open a magazine l... ELIZABETH WILSON I know kids who say they have nothing to do and then go plop themselves down in front of the televis... ALEXANDRA ADORNETTO I write about times and places I would visit in a time machine, like ancient Rome or the Wild West. CAROLINE LAWRENCE In my heart and soul, I am a West Country man, and ideally, my weekends are spent there. BEN ELLIOT How would this play out in Charleston or Savannah or throughout the South? The building would be sav... GUY ROCHA I live three blocks away from the beach, so every day I walk down to the beach to run or go swimming... DYLAN PENN And as far as guitars go, I loved Jimmy Bryant and Speedy West's stuff. WILLIE NELSON I mean, how many times does an actress get to play a school headmistress and then go out and have se... ANDIE MACDOWELL
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