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I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.


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I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
CARROT TOP Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.
MICHAEL IAN BLACK I think Carrot Top is hilarious.
CRAIG ROBINSON I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bu...
CARROT TOP I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy,...
CARROT TOP Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
CARROT TOP On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding ...
CARROT TOP I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not ...
CARROT TOP Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid i...
CARROT TOP I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at ...
CARROT TOP I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more a...
CARROT TOP I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. T...
CARROT TOP I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.
CARROT TOP I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.
CARROT TOP I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
CARROT TOP Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
CARROT TOP When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
CARROT TOP I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials a...
CARROT TOP My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
CARROT TOP I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if ...
CARROT TOP I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes ...
CARROT TOP My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I th...
CARROT TOP I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.
CARROT TOP I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
CARROT TOP I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with i...
CARROT TOP I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I ...
CARROT TOP I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me f...
CARROT TOP So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen...
CARROT TOP I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.
CARROT TOP Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. ...
CARROT TOP People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.
CARROT TOP It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
CARROT TOP People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
CARROT TOP It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
CARROT TOP I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And t...
CARROT TOP If you think I'm over-the-top, I am.
JANICE DICKINSON Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag.

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JEANIENE FROST Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.
RIP TAYLOR As for my own views, they've of course evolved over the years. This conception of 'renouncin...
NOAM CHOMSKY We've been in one of the top five teams for the last few years. I think we raised over $10,000 last ...
CANDY JONES I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find o...
GILBERT GOTTFRIED I don't know if I have a favorite color.
KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl.
KATE MIDDLETON I believe that the brain has evolved over millions of years to be responsive to different kinds of c...
HOWARD GARDNER As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you&...
DUANE CHAPMAN I have never been one for the over-the-top.
RICK ALLEN Darwin theorized that mankind (both male and female) evolved alongside each other over millions of y...
RAY COMFORT The competition was Coke vs. Pepsi 10 years ago. Our business has evolved over the past 10 years, an...
ALISON LEWIS I'm interested in the origins of the religious experience, how the history of religion has evolv...
REZA ASLAN We kind of fell over into each other and into each others' arms and I ended up on top.
DON BARTLETT I always thought this kind of award meant that it was over. I'm here, I think, under false pretences...
ROBERT ALTMAN I enjoy making solo albums because over the years it's evolved into more of a genuine personal e...
BRUCE DICKINSON Choosing kindness is the ultimate expression of evolved consciousness. Grow by being kind.
AMY LEIGH MERCREE I think O'Reilly could be so evolved, he's one of the X-Men
STEPHEN COLBERT I don't think attitudes of ballplayers have changed over the years.
JASON CHRISTIANSEN It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have to be seen to be believed.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have in sincerity pledged myself to your service, as so many of you are pledged to mine. Throughou...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I hope that tomorrow we can all, wherever we are, join in expressing our grief at Diana's loss, ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II The British constitution has always been puzzling and always will be.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have behind me not only the splendid traditions and the annals of more than a thousand years but t...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II To what greater inspiration and counsel can we turn than to the imperishable truth to be found in th...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II What were once only hopes for the future have now come to pass; it is almost exactly 13 years since ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II First, I want to pay tribute to Diana myself. She was an exceptional and gifted human being. In good...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something e...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II To all those who have suffered as a consequence of our troubled past I extend my sincere thoughts an...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Grief is the price we pay for love.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II The upward course of a nation's history is due in the long run to the soundness of heart of its ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II At its heart, engineering is about using science to find creative, practical solutions. It is a nobl...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II At Christmas, I am always struck by how the spirit of togetherness lies also at the heart of the Chr...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II For many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II The lessons from the peace process are clear; whatever life throws at us, our individual responses w...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your s...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Therefore I am sure that this, my Coronation, is not the symbol of a power and a splendor that are g...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II We lost the American colonies because we lacked the statesmanship to know the right time and the man...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Madam President, speaking here in Dublin Castle it is impossible to ignore the weight of history, as...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II These wretched babies don't come until they are ready.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I know of no single formula for success. But over the years I have observed that some attributes of ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II The events that I have attended to mark my Diamond Jubilee have been a humbling experience. It has t...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II In remembering the appalling suffering of war on both sides, we recognise how precious is the peace ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II No one who knew Diana will ever forget her. Millions of others who never met her, but felt they knew...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have been aware all the time that my peoples, spread far and wide throughout every continent and o...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Ive said many a time that I think the Un-American Activities Committee in the House of Representativ...
HARRY S TRUMAN I've just kind of evolved in the way I think. I learned to just enjoy it. I feel really lucky to do ...
SASHA COHEN Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can y...
TOM COLE We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids. But obviously we want...
PRINCE WILLIAM Family is the most important thing in the world.
PRINCESS DIANA You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I ...
CATHERINE THE GREAT With the right help, children have a good chance of overcoming their issues while they are still you...
KATE MIDDLETON As iron sharpens iron, so a friend sharpens a friend.
KING SOLOMON I don't mind a big fascinator. I think there is more scope for artwork in a fascinator rather th...
ZARA PHILLIPS I was always told from the hat-makers that you should have your hair up because it shows the hat mor...
ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think I'll still be riding at 40. There are a couple of people who are still riding ...
ZARA PHILLIPS My dad's not a big talker.
ZARA PHILLIPS My dad can be pretty critical sometimes.
ZARA PHILLIPS

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I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bu...
CARROT TOP I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy,...
CARROT TOP Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
CARROT TOP On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding ...
CARROT TOP I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not ...
CARROT TOP Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid i...
CARROT TOP I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at ...
CARROT TOP I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more a...
CARROT TOP I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. T...
CARROT TOP I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.
CARROT TOP I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.
CARROT TOP I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
CARROT TOP Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
CARROT TOP When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
CARROT TOP I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials a...
CARROT TOP My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
CARROT TOP I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if ...
CARROT TOP I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes ...
CARROT TOP My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I th...
CARROT TOP I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.
CARROT TOP I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
CARROT TOP I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
CARROT TOP I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with i...
CARROT TOP I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I ...
CARROT TOP I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me f...
CARROT TOP So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen...
CARROT TOP I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.
CARROT TOP Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. ...
CARROT TOP People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.
CARROT TOP It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
CARROT TOP People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
CARROT TOP It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
CARROT TOP I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And t...
CARROT TOP Just as you can identify eras of fashion by glancing at a piece of vintage clothing, logos create an...
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