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I think Carrot Top is hilarious.
CRAIG ROBINSON I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bu...
CARROT TOP I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy,...
CARROT TOP On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding ...
CARROT TOP I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not ...
CARROT TOP Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid i...
CARROT TOP I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at ...
CARROT TOP I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
CARROT TOP I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more a...
CARROT TOP I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. T...
CARROT TOP I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.
CARROT TOP I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.
CARROT TOP I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
CARROT TOP Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
CARROT TOP When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
CARROT TOP I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials a...
CARROT TOP My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
CARROT TOP I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if ...
CARROT TOP I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes ...
CARROT TOP My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I th...
CARROT TOP I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.
CARROT TOP I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
CARROT TOP I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
CARROT TOP I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with i...
CARROT TOP I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I ...
CARROT TOP I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me f...
CARROT TOP So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen...
CARROT TOP I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.
CARROT TOP Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. ...
CARROT TOP People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.
CARROT TOP It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
CARROT TOP People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
CARROT TOP It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
CARROT TOP I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And t...
CARROT TOP Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.
RIP TAYLOR
Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was.Where people...
TERRY PRATCHETT Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can y...
TOM COLE I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find o...
GILBERT GOTTFRIED
Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag.Cat re: Annette
JEANIENE FROST Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.
MICHAEL IAN BLACK What they call 'alt-comedy' now is basically what comedy was like in the '80s. People tr...
JEN KIRKMAN As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you&...
DUANE CHAPMAN
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he n... DENNIS MILLER I once died my hair blonde, and it looked like an orangey-red carrot top. It was the '80s, and I...
NIGEL BARKER Look at your lovely red hair They say to me at last That wasn't what they used to say In my childhoo...
ROSIE MILLER Cookie!" The kid holds up a carrot with the feathery green still attached to the top.
"Serious...
PAM BACHORZ And after the game, 'Whit' says, 'Why didn't you change that call?' And I thought, 'Man, this kid is...
MARK TAUSCHER
When you eat a carrot that is nothing but carrot it zooms through your system as a carrot. When you ... CATHY GUISEWITE
Creative freedom is a huge carrot. ADAM MCKAY We want to introduce them to the different avenues of agriculture that are available to them; not on...
KAREN ALLEYNE Hollywood, they make up these Latinos because they have a certain physical type or a certain name or...
JAIME CAMIL
We need to figure out a 'harvest system' to collect the produce that stores don't put ou... MARIO BATALI I was never top of the class at school, but my classmates must have seen potential in me, because my...
LUCY HAWKING It's a bit of a carrot-and-stick strategy. The carrot is to produce industry-accepted solutions that...
ANDREW MORAN There are some oligarchs that make me want to bite them just as one crunches into a carrot or a radi...
EVITA PERóN
I was never top of the class at school, but my classmates must have seen potential in me, because my... STEPHEN HAWKING Try chewing carrots, it's crunchy
SOTONYE ANGA
Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot. IRISH PROVERB
A fool bolts a door with a boiled carrot. UNKNOWN
None of my friends call me L.C. That was just a high school nickname, and nobody refers to me like t... LAUREN CONRAD I thought he was fantastic today. He glides by people as if they are not there, his first touch was ...
ERIC BLACK
Some prefer carrot while others like cabbage IRISH SAYINGS
The cameo I did in 'Fellowship of the Ring' was I was in the street of Bree, and I was eatin... PETER JACKSON If you can't suck a carrot, go suck a potato!
CRYING UNKNOWN
I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix. DEYTH BANGER I think (Stith) thought I was more of an asset up top - not me scoring the most, but me being able t...
BRYAN PORCELLO
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. JIM DAVIS We're trying to use the carrot and not the stick.
EDISON PERES
So," he explains. "Take the piece of bread, dip it in the olive oil and then in the spice and nut mi... STACEY BALLIS That doesn't mean that you might not get beaned with the odd peanut or carrot every now and then.
JIM REILLY Life is weird and wonderful like that, is it not.
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS I love carrot cake - that's probably my favorite - and I'm obsessed with peanut butter. I ea...
JACQUELYN JABLONSKI
The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution. PAUL CEZANNE Never mistrust the rabbit who has taken your money. It might return with a carrot.
DR. KYACISS PFIELL A seven-inch carrot contains 2,025 RE's or micrograms of Vitamin A.
CHRIS ROSENBLOOM
If I have to get into a bikini, then I eat carrot sticks for three days. MARGOT ROBBIE
Initially, I thought that Ethereum was a thing that would be used for people to write simple financi... VITALIK BUTERIN
That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for th... MITCH HEDBERG
Every morning, I have a drink of spinach, blueberry, celery, carrot and Gillian McKeith energy food ... TRINNY WOODALL The carrot on the stick works well. The employer is avoiding the train wreck when these people are o...
GREGG LEHMAN
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice. ROBINSON JEFFERS
Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey—or anyone else for that matter—is not nice, and not fair,... VERA NAZARIAN The carrot hasn't worked. We've got to pick up the stick.
DEBBIE HERSMAN We want to offer developers a carrot rather than beat them with a stick.
ALAN ISAACSON The program is all carrot and no stick. Local schools don't get millions but corporate interests do.
JON GREENBAUM
Can you see the future, Kerbouchard?""Who would wish to? Our lives hold a veil between anticip...
LOUIS L'AMOUR
A dish of carrot hastily cooked may still has soil uncleaned off the vegetable. CHINESE PROVERBS The carrot being held out is, 'If you really help us.' It all depends on his level of cooperation.
JOEL ANDROPHY It's really exciting to be in the top 15 in downhill. There was a time that I never thought it would...
ALLISON FORSYTH
I think I heard it once on Top Of The Pops and thought it was very bland, ALISON GOLDFRAPP He could have put off surgery a month or two, but I think he put that carrot out there for himself, ...
TIM PURPURA This signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb
As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb;
Then aw...
JOHN WILMOT
In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I hav... LOUIS TOMLINSON
That wasn't going to work for Lady T, who's this sympathetic and kindhearted, full of love, open, pe... HELENA BONHAM CARTER It truly was a team effort. I thought we had a shot at top five and the guys all year were telling m...
DAVE PERRY That's part of the carrot you put out with communities as you're closing a plant.
ALAN BAUM
I love the whole process of making, serving, and eating hearty soups like lentil, potato leek and ca... ALEX GUARNASCHELLI
The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmente... JOHN GREEN
The boldest of the three moved suddenly, grabbed Angua and pulled her upright. "We walk out of here ... TERRY PRATCHETT Our original goal was to finish in the top five and we weren't far off. Overall, it was a successful...
CRAIG OREN
