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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania.


Dorothy Parker

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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can...
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a medley of extemporanea,
And love is a thing that c...
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DOROTHY PARKER She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your he...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN The love song I wrote that day... I got embarrassed and never sang it for her.

Oh yeah......
INIO ASANO Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Demon pox, oh, demon pox,
Just how is it acquired?
One must go down to the bad part of t...
CASSANDRA CLARE Demon pox, oh demon pox
Just how is it acquired?
One must go down to the bad part of town<...
CASSANDRA CLARE From love's plectrum arises
the song of the string of life
Love is the light of life
...
MUHAMMAD IQBAL You are the blood of the dragon. You can make a hat.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Child, child, love while you can
The voice and the eyes and the soul of a man;
Never fea...
SARA TEASDALE Simon: I love you Isabelle Lightwood! I love you and I will not go away until you tell me you love m...
CASSANDRA CLARE Let us roam then, you and I,
When the evening is splayed out across the sky
[...]
Pat...
HENRY N. BEARD I have drunk the night
and swallowed the stars.
I am dancing with abandon
and sing...
KAMAND KOJOURI I went back to the clanging city,
I went back where my old loves stayed,
But my heart wa...
SARA TEASDALE Oh threats of Hell and Hopes of Paradise!
One thing at least is certain - This Life flie...
OMAR KHAYYáM String of love


Universe surrounds you
The Saints kneels to you
My freezin...
JHUNMAR SIMILA What type of wrong thing, did I do?
...

What wrong did I said... and why I am so unl...
DEYTH BANGER Dream Song of Thunders:

Sometimes
I go about pitying
Myself,
While I am...
FRANCES DENSMORE I am a Dancer; rehearsing the steps of our unheard song with utmost perfection.
Never will you...
RANJANI RAMACHANDRAN The season was waning fast
Our nights were growing cold at last
I took her to bed with sil...
ROMAN PAYNE Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
No amount of money,
Can stop me from loving you,
CHRIS COLFER She is not fair to outward view
As many maidens be;
Her loveliness I never knew
Until sh...
HARTLEY COLERIDGE Soeur Marie Emelie"

Soeur Marie Emelie
is little and very old:
her eyes are ony...
CARYLL HOUSELANDER That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Kn...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN I am non-believer

(And nothing is wrong with that)
DEYTH BANGER Swift as a deer. Quiet as a shadow. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Quick as a snake. Calm as still wa...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You know nothing, Jon Snow.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN It must be a real betrayal, when your body turns against you.

I wonder if she likes flow...
NEIL GAIMAN i am soft again.
there is water and it surrounds me.
there is feeling and i can feel it. AVA. i am soft again.
there is water and it surrounds me.
there is feeling and i can feel it. AVA Alas, how easily things go wrong!
A sigh too much, a kiss too long
And there follows a mis...
GEORGE MACDONALD There is a desire within each of us,
in the deep center of ourselves
that we call our hea...
GERALD G. MAY What avails love when life is so ephemeral?
What avaiIs a mortal’s love for the immortal?
<...
ALLAMA IQBAL Sabbaths, 1982—IV  
(“A gardener rises out of the ground”)


Thrush song,...
WENDELL BERRY i don’t know what living a balanced life feels like
when i am sad
i don’t cry i pour RUPI KAUR You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently.
Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m...
SARAH J. MAAS This is where I go, when I go:

It's a room with no windows and no doors, and walls that a...
JODI PICOULT Maybe that would be a good thing to do.

He wasn't entirely sure, and that bothered him m...
EMILY VEINGLORY Over the boundary of time,
Hope transcends,
Desire sings,
One verse,
One song, DEBASISH MRIDHA I said to my soul
Be still
And wait without hope
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing...
TS (THOMAS STEARNS) ELIOT History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Many people and poets, especially, talk of love,
without thought, without fear, without knowin...
ALASDAIR MACKIE Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C. (You do not have to be shamed in my closeness. Family are the people who must never make you feel as...
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER Little sister don't you worry about a thing today
Take the heat from the sun
Little sister...
U2 I am a creature of the Fey
Prepare to give your soul away
My spell is passion and it is ...
HEATHER ALEXANDER A mother's love is like an island
In life's ocean vast and wide,
A peaceful, quiet shelter HELEN STEINER RICE The reason of life
The meaning of life
And the road of life
Is LOVE.
NURUDEEN USHAWU Oh, he'll help us whether he wants to or not. I told the truth. I would not kill him. The death-curs...
NEIL GAIMAN We can go steady and you can wear my letterman jacket.”
“Ooooh, maybe,” she said playfull...
KARINA HALLE MARIE [Alone, after apause.]
Whata bitch I am. I could stab myself. - Oh, what a world! Everyt...
GEORG BüCHNER There's little in taking or giving
There's little in water or wine
This living, this livin...
DOROTHY PARKER I wish I was home", She said miserably.
She tried so hard to be brave,
to be fierce as a...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN That I shall love always,
I argue thee
that love is life,
and life hath immortality
EMILY DICKINSON Pretty Song"

From the complications of loving you
I think there is no end or return....
MARY OLIVER Love Song

How can I keep my soul in me, so that
it doesn’t touch your soul?...
RAINER MARIA RILKE Wisdom is knowing I am nothing,
Love is knowing I am everything,
and between the two my li...
NISARGADATTA MAHARAJ Aemon’s blind white eyes came open. “Egg?” he said, as the rain streamed down his cheeks. “E...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN What is this love
that makes me see beauty,
and makes every beautiful thing
bring yo...
KAMAND KOJOURI Looking for Your Face

From the beginning of my life
I have been looking for your fac...
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI You know, there’s no pleasure like the joy of being a sexual woman.

You can take your ...
FIONA THRUST Life is suffering
Love is the desire to see unnecessary suffering ameliorated
Truth is th...
JORDAN B. PETERSON On behalf of Soumya..

You can love me
You can hate me
You can take me
You ...
BINTMALOL On behalf of Soumya..
-Zainab Zubair Malol
You can love me
You can hate me
You c...
BINTMALOL I believe in magick because I am proof.
A soul can be crushed into powder,
yet dares to r...
MISHI MCCOY Like a speeding train
I am passing by...
I don’t know
where I’m heading
with...
SANOBER KHAN And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
Cause sooner or la...
AMY PLUM It’s an alien.”

“Sand crab,” Leon said. “It won’t hurt you.”

“...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER Be grateful for every moment and every breath.
TERESA COLLINS I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth...
BIL KEANE Of everything I have seen,
it's you I want to go on seeing:
of everything I've touched, ...
PABLO NERUDA I am filled time and again
with a heart-aching wonder
when I think

of the fire...
SANOBER KHAN The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison
SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you.
SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain...
SARAH J. MAAS You do what you love, what you need
SARAH J. MAAS I turned.
Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere...
SARAH J. MAAS Birth and Death are words we chose to describe the doorways in and out of a cycle. This cycle is con...
FRANKLIN GILLETTE Love is patient; love is kind
and envies no one.
Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor ...
BIBLE LOVE IS NOMADIC
AND I'M A GYPSY SOUL
SO LOVE GOES WHEREVER
I GO
QWANA REYNOLDS-FRASIER The risk of love is loss, and the price of loss is grief -
But the pain of grief
Is only a s...
HILARY STANTON ZUNIN In the ebb and flow of my life,
in years gone by, in moments now,
in currents, undertows...
ROBERT TRABOLD CHORONZON: I am a dire wolf, prey-stalking, lethal prowler.

MORPHEUS: I am a hunter, hors...
NEIL GAIMAN A Mother's love is something
that no on can explain,
It is made of deep devotion
and of sa...
HELEN STEINER RICE On Waterloo Bridge where we said our goodbyes,
the weather conditions bring tears to my eyes. WENDY COPE And what do you know of love?"
"That it must be a choice."
"Oh, my naive thief. " I pause ...
JESSICA KHOURY 'Adult life is a series of compromises, Adrien.'

'Yeah, only you're negotiating with th...
JOSH LANYON I am who I say I am,
I'm not some fantasy
of how you think you think you know
or who ...
JAMES HOWE Life may change, but it may fly not; Hope may vanish, but can die not; Truth be veiled, but still it...
PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY It sure is ugly.”
“Ugly, never hurt a thing.”
I scoffed. “Oh, ugly has hurt some ...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER Discipline

I am old and I have had
more than my share of good and bad.

I'...
MERYL GORDON For I dance
And drink and sing,
Till some blind hand Shall brush my wing.

If t...
WILLIAM BLAKE did you think i was a city
big enough for a weekend getaway
i am the town surrounding it RUPI KAUR Elm

BY SYLVIA PLATH

I know the bottom, she says. I know it with my great tap r...
SYLVIA PLATH Tell me what it is that you are hiding behind your eyes.
Tell me of the pain, so I can make it ...
JOSé N. HARRIS WHAT IS LIFE?
Life is an Adventure ... Dare it
Life is a Beauty ... Praise it
Life is a Cha...
ANON. Kehidupan perempuan itu sembilan bagian kacau dan satu bagian ajaib, kau akan segera mengetahuinya.....
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN

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Four be the th...
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four...
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A medley of extemporanea;
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
afte...
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A: You can't hear an enzyme.
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DOROTHY PARKER Excuse my dust
DOROTHY PARKER Check enclosed.
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DOROTHY PARKER She (Katherine Hepburn) runs the gamut of emotions from A to B
DOROTHY PARKER Every love's the love before in a duller dress
DOROTHY PARKER This living, this living, this living/ Was never a project of mine.
DOROTHY PARKER The doctors were very brave about it.
DOROTHY PARKER I want people to learn something they didn't know, ... We hope people have fun and learn about our c...
DOROTHY PARKER This is on me.
DOROTHY PARKER That woman speaks 18 languages and can't say "No" in any of them
DOROTHY PARKER Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship.
DOROTHY PARKER Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts a...
DOROTHY PARKER Some men break your heart in two,/ Some men fawn and flatter,/ Some men never look at you;/ And that...
DOROTHY PARKER I can't write five words but that I change seven.
DOROTHY PARKER I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope th...
DOROTHY PARKER Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart.
DOROTHY PARKER Authors and actors and artists and such - Never know nothing, and never know much
DOROTHY PARKER You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.
DOROTHY PARKER It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends.
DOROTHY PARKER Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow.
DOROTHY PARKER Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarras...
DOROTHY PARKER Somebody was using the pencil.
DOROTHY PARKER That would be a good thing for them to carve on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it ...
DOROTHY PARKER A list of authors who have made themselves most beloved and therefore, most comfortable financially,...
DOROTHY PARKER I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be a darling at it.
DOROTHY PARKER Byron and Shelley and Keats/ Were a trio of lyrical treats.
DOROTHY PARKER That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKER "Cheque enclosed" are the two most beautiful words in the English language
DOROTHY PARKER She looks as new as a peeled egg
DOROTHY PARKER She looks like something that would eat its young
DOROTHY PARKER I was fired from there, finally, for a lot of things, among them my insistence that the Immaculate C...
DOROTHY PARKER By the time you swear you are his, shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is infinite and un...
DOROTHY PARKER Too fucking busy, and vice versa. [Reply to her editor who was bugging her for her belated work whil...
DOROTHY PARKER They sicken of the calm, who know the storm
DOROTHY PARKER People are more fun than any body
DOROTHY PARKER I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule...
DOROTHY PARKER I suppose that now if I ever wrote a play about myself I'd be sued for plagiarism
DOROTHY PARKER There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simp...
DOROTHY PARKER Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
DOROTHY PARKER Lips that taste of tears, they say/ Are the best for kissing.
DOROTHY PARKER I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table...
DOROTHY PARKER My land is bare of chattering folk; / the clouds are low along the ridges, / and sweet's the air wit...
DOROTHY PARKER The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!
DOROTHY PARKER This is on me. [suggested for her tombstone]
DOROTHY PARKER Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to exci...
DOROTHY PARKER Money is only congealed snow.
DOROTHY PARKER Why, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw -- I...
DOROTHY PARKER I hate writing, I love having written.
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