She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.

Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

A: You can't hear an enzyme.

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

She also said the wicked people needed love as much as good people and were much better at it.